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Holmes

A shortened version of homie, holmes is usually used by gangsters, especially Mexican gangs.
Miguel: Wassup holmes?
Jose: Nothing much.
by I_suck_fat_cock March 11, 2021
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anders holm

He is one of the creators and stars of the show Workaholics. He's a DILF. He's super funny and fucking hot.
Anders Holm is so hot.
I heart Anders Holm.

Anders Holm is yummy.
by johnnyknoxvilleshoe March 11, 2022
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Elora Lee Holmes

A disease where your cock wont stop cumming and causes you to ascend into space.
Oh man I just got diagnosed with Elora Lee Holmes…
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Ms holmes

Warden at loch raven high school. Want’s to ruin everyone’s day. Can we just have a principal who cares about the students needs and wants unlike her. It would be a better school without her so please resign.

P.s. i’m stupid
Derp: lol
Derp: Ms Holmes needs to resign
Derp: agreed
by Lochravensuckslol April 7, 2019
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Clay Holmes

The best relief pitcher the game of baseball has ever seen. His demon sinker is without doubt the best pitch in baseball and paired with his wipeout slider he is unhittable.
For those of you who don’t know Clay Holmes, he has a 3.77 SIERA, and a 72.8 GB%, which is 1st in all of MLB. He also can strike batters out, with a 23.3 K%. Only issue is the walks, at 13.2%. We trade Park but we weren’t gonna use him anyways, so I really like this.
by Shad November 22, 2021
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Archie Holmes

an absolute sexy beast of a name who wields a huge dick and is generally just better than everyone.
is that archie holmes?

i just came inside my pants.
by guy with omega lights May 24, 2023
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Holmed

The act of entering an agreement, taking 50% or more (up to 90%) of the money up front for a project and ghosting customer until the project deadline (or after) with little to no communication in the process. Typically ends by finally showing up out of nowhere, unscheduled, at or just after the project deadline like its no big deal.
Drywall guy “Hey man how did that project go at the mall?”
GC “It had it’s hurdles but came out great except for getting Holmed on the storefront.”
by RxGC June 15, 2023
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