Holden Magee

Probably the biggest douche you’ll ever meet. He thinks he’s so good at everything when in reality he’s just ok at everything. He’s terrible with girls and isn’t even attractive. If you meet one. Get him out of your life ASAP

Lisa: I hate all guys
Katie: Guys like Holden Magee suck.

Aubrey: He should go suck an ear

by fuckass420 November 27, 2018

Holden Abang

Half brain dead, good at all things

Holden Abang you’re so fucking dumb but I love you

by micheal jorsen August 25, 2021

John Holden

The funniest person ever.

person 7045: this music is so bad i wish I could find a better artist
person 7046: I know a better artist
person 7045: who?
person 7046: John Holden.
person 7045: Who. The. hell. is. John. Holden.
Person 7046: John Holden Deez Nuts, LolZ.
person 7045:ok
person 7046: wait wha

by EpiKGaMer694201337AmOguS October 13, 2021

Cove Holden’s Boyfriend

Somebody named Ben!

Hey, who is that kid holding Cove’s hand?

I believe their name is Ben! He’s Cove Holden’s boyfriend!

by spencerreidsupermacy April 16, 2022

holden

a very small man

"Holden is very small" -Aiden 2019

by TeJaquel April 8, 2022

Holden

The greatest male name in existence

The greatest male name is Holden

by hgroff3023 August 18, 2021

Holden Bailey is stupid

Holden jumps in the pool with his underwear

Holden Bailey is stupid

by Holden Bailey July 3, 2023