Grew up in generic suburbia, USA, and now lives in Brooklyn. Spends hours making hair and clothing look like they just rolled out of bed after an all-night bender.
by Chito Sanchez September 26, 2006
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All the hipsters on tumblr that post photos of their Nutella and tries to pass them off as photography.
by Catalyst1624 May 6, 2013
Get the Hipster mug.A person who lacks any kind of creativity and therefore wears and does whatever is popular, while simultaneously claiming the dislike anything that is mainstream.
Person 1: "Hey, are you sure you want to buy those shoes? Everyone wears them"
Person 2: "You're right, I don't want to look like a hipster"
Person 2: "You're right, I don't want to look like a hipster"
by Olof May 8, 2013
Get the Hipster mug.A person who will do whatever they can to act different from society. They think conforming to society's trends is a bad thing and will then try to be individual by putting themselves in a group where everyone where's the same fucking thick rimmed glasses and has the same androgynous haircut. They drink PBR because they think it's vintage and listen to music you probably have never heard of and most of them more than likely have majored in art and think that makes them a scholar. They without a doubt vote for Obama.They also eat kale and drive hybrids or they don't drive a car at all. A nest of them is growing in Brooklyn , New York. Basically they think they are a counter culture but they are too absorbed in their own smug to realize they are just fucking douschebags.
"Is that a boy or a girl over their drinking PBR wearing glasses and tight ass jeans?"
" it's just an arrogant hipster"
" it's just an arrogant hipster"
by Thomas Jefferson October 21, 2014
Get the Hipster mug.A Hipster is someone who invests money in fedoras and tee shirts with allegedly nonconformist statements printed upon them. These statements are usually hidden by either a Hilariously Large Scarf or Tousled Hair. A Hipster might own a ukulele or three. They may make Pretentious topical references to mess that you've never even heard of, like the band Chairlift. (Yeah, go look up the band Chairlift). They might halfheartedly type screenplays on their Typewriter, and I'm talking a real Clickety-Clack Typewriter from an Antique Mall. They might even take blurry, out-of-focus, black-and-white shots of them running down a subway platform with Parliament Cigarettes stuffed in their tap shoes and post them on Instagram, just to let you know just how Deep Shit Gets for Them. If you have no Hipsters in your area, simply go look for them in Every Cell Phone Commercial Ever Made.
by MissGina October 22, 2013
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girls-
Wear flower crowns, high low skirts, and those giant circle glasses. Call everything 'mainstream', have likely built homes inside their nearest Starbucks, and listen to bands that nobody knows. Are smart and pretty. Say "Can U Not" in every fucking sentence. They think they are better than you.
boys-
If you find a male hipster from 12-18, he's probably gay.
HIPSTERS WHO ARE 30+ YEARS OLD:
girls-
Do not shave their armpits. That is all.
boys-
Smoke. ALOT. drink coffee. wear glasses. their jeans are tighter than a toddler's belt. have curly hair and the hottest green eyes. look at least 7 years younger. have at least 3 tattoos.
girls-
Wear flower crowns, high low skirts, and those giant circle glasses. Call everything 'mainstream', have likely built homes inside their nearest Starbucks, and listen to bands that nobody knows. Are smart and pretty. Say "Can U Not" in every fucking sentence. They think they are better than you.
boys-
If you find a male hipster from 12-18, he's probably gay.
HIPSTERS WHO ARE 30+ YEARS OLD:
girls-
Do not shave their armpits. That is all.
boys-
Smoke. ALOT. drink coffee. wear glasses. their jeans are tighter than a toddler's belt. have curly hair and the hottest green eyes. look at least 7 years younger. have at least 3 tattoos.
Girl (12-18) ; Pumpkin Spice Lattes > you. OMF REGAN CAN U NOT! I'm so hipster. HASHTAG HIPSTER!
Boy (12-18) ; Just let into the music.
Girl (30+) ; RAUUUUUUGHHHHH *FARTS*
Boy (30+) ; Damn man, that was fuckin deep.
Boy (12-18) ; Just let into the music.
Girl (30+) ; RAUUUUUUGHHHHH *FARTS*
Boy (30+) ; Damn man, that was fuckin deep.
by colored.dream October 30, 2013
Get the Hipster mug.The annoying version of a hippie. A hippie does not wear makeup, keeps their hair natural, and eats healthy foods. Hipsters wear those stupid glasses, post quotes, and say they are a hippie or nerdy.
Peasant: OMG! I'm such a hippie. Look at my glasses. Look I can hold up a peace sign! I am such a hipster.
by automaticloveletter April 1, 2015
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