hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia 

Fear of long words... thats just great

Docter im afraid of long words,

Docter:im afraid you have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

Patient: socks the docter in the face and jumps out the window

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia by THE JUGGERNAUT December 20, 2014

hippopotabeast

An alternative description for very large/fat ugly people, who wear 'Moo-Moos'. They like to hang out at thehippodrome.

do you really need one? See episode of The Simpsons when Homer is so fat he needs to wear a Moo-Moo. Homer is in this case a Hippopotabeast

hippopotabeast by p January 11, 2006

Hippopotofsomething 

A quote Homer Simpson said to his daughter on an episode. He was looking around her room, naming off the jungle animals on her wallpaper, and couldn't remember the name "Hippopotamus". So, instead he called it a "Hippopotofsomething".

"Ohh, Maggie! Look, there's a Monkey, a lion, a hippopotofsomething!"

Hippo-pot-of-something; Hippopotofsomething

Hippopotofsomething by Scooby_Snacks February 28, 2008

hippopatrick 

when a boy eats his fishing lure instead of his hotdog; and then, he starts seeing dancing lightbulbs in his head and seaworms appear in his bed at night

Good grief, Louis, Johnny hippopatricked his science homework again!

hippopatrick by Disfuschia January 13, 2008

Hippoplopamus 

The extretion of matter from ones bottom which causes a unusually large resounding plop.

Wow man are you okay? I heard that Hippoplopamus all the way from downstairs!

Hippoplopamus by captin_fuzzyfeet July 15, 2010

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliaphobia

Fear of long words
Learn more about this word at googlehammer.com and meatspin.com

'MOM I AM AFRAID OF LONG WORDS! hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliaphobia

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliaphobia by AKLSJF:LAJSKLF:AK:LSFJKL:ASJFK January 15, 2014

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

This is a phobia when people have a fear of big words. So, it must be awful to read this if you do have this phobia.

Doctor: I apologize because this may be hard for you to hear if you do have this diagnosis.
Patient: What is it?
Doctor: You have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia by whyshoulditellyoumyname December 23, 2017