Hillbilly Mouth Hug 

A slang term for a blowjob from a guy/gal with no teeth.

I was so drunk last night she gave me a hillbilly mouth hug.

Hillbilly Mouth Hug by Eisotope June 16, 2012

hillbilly turtle sex 

adjective:
1. The act of having turtle sex, hillbilly style.

2. A sexual position with the male crouching and the woman laying face down under a coffee table with her waist lifted slightly off the ground, while the man holds a wiffle ball bat used to whack the woman over the head whenever she pops it out from the opposite side of the table.

"Man, she was ugly as shit but I was fresh out of bags, so we just had hillbilly turtle sex instead. It's the best kind of hate sex, too! It turns out a wiffle ball bat leaves no marks. She won't admit it after the fact, but I know she liked it."

hillbilly turtle sex by SirDeity August 29, 2011

Hillbilly Hotpocket

The act of spitting tobacco juices and tobacco grounds into a vagina and eating said hotpocket and fucking thouroughly.

Earl"I gave that girl a hillbilly hotpocket...skoal wintergreen is the best for doing such"

Hillbilly Hotpocket by LROY13 and KAR22 April 15, 2010

hillbilly stocking stuffer 

the act of cramming ones penis into a small animal such as a squirrel or ferret and then stuffing it into a womens vagina. this is prefferably done wile the animal is still alive and the women is asleep.

dude i gave this chick a hillbilly stocking stuffer at this party last night, i think it gave her rabies!

hillbilly stocking stuffer by kinitsu hayabusa November 24, 2010

hillbilly divorce 

A state in which a married couple merely separates and dwells in different abodes without the benefit of legal proceedings

"I aint payin' for no lawyer, Billy Bob, so ya jest pack it up "n' move on outta here! We'll jest have to make do with a hillbilly divorce!"

hillbilly divorce by hootnannie October 22, 2009

Hillbilly belt buckle 

The act of exposing your penis from the top of your belt line.

Joe walked around with his hillbilly belt buckle out, and started bumping into people.

Hillbilly belt buckle by TaT2dMtnSurFeR December 15, 2011

hillbilly rig 

Applying a temporary fix to something that has broken, or making something 'new' out of old broken parts. Common used 'parts' are bungi cords, duct tape, scrap-metal, electrical tape, super glue, ropes, old broken fans, motors, tire-rims, etc

I hillbilly rigged my computer-headset by taping 2 'broken' headsets together. One had a working mic. and the other had a working ear piece. I hope it lasts, I think I did a good job :)

hillbilly rig by A Po' Mo'Fo August 24, 2008