Please help me

I told someone to fuck off and now I think they are trying to kill me because I always see some shady fellow or a car near my house

Please help me

by High g8 guy March 18, 2019

heaps good

An Australian(primarily South Australia)slang term meaning very impressive/awesome.

Person 1: "I got my tongue pierced today"
Person 2: "heaps good"

"I got a new phone, it's heaps good"

by mad_vvorld September 24, 2008

help me

The word that you say when you're in 5th grade and you read the Urban Dictionary Page about 6th grade.

Urban Dictionary page- All your friends really don't like you, and you either turn into an emo or a slut.
5th grader- hfs HELP ME.

by Wgdflgjhdsfgkljhdslkf February 26, 2008

Help

To provide assistance to someone, making it easier or possible to complete a certain objective.

1. John asked Emily if she could help him.
2. Tom helped his friend with completing a school project.
3. Matthew was helping his grandmother wash the dishes.

by ㅤ July 2, 2018

Handbagger Helper

During lovemaking, a guy tells his female partner that he is unable to finish and makes up an excuse if needed. Then, while his partner is getting cleaned up, or just not paying attention, he blows his load in her purse for her to find at a later time.

This guy I was with last night totally left me a handbagger helper.

by Rahvihn March 23, 2004

In a heap

In a bad state. In a state of severe dilapidation. See banjaxed, in bits, rag order.

I can't go outside the door today. I'm in a heap after last night.

by Maidhcil Mac Fheorais September 30, 2007

a cry for help

*makes any noise*
that was a cry for help.
and it was mine.

oh that idiot made a noise like a duck it was a cry for help

by name1001 February 17, 2020