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Heened

1. To "Heen" someone, or to get "Heened" is to be waiting on someone and the person you are waiting on finds time, and a place to take a power nap. This usually happens at the absolute worst possible time, and more often than not, an almost unbelievable location.

2. A version of getting "Had", except dealing with time.

3. The ultimate insult to a person's patience.
Little did I know that while I was having a panic attack waiting for him to get out of the shower, he had piled some towels up around the toilet and was taking a nap while running the water so it would sound like he was in the shower. I've been "Heened".

He told me that he was right around the corner, so I'll wait for him here in this bad neighborhood. He'll be here in 2 minutes. (2 hours later he calls and says he isn't going to make it, and not to wait up) You've been "Heened".
by Slowheen May 15, 2011
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Heenal

A Heenal will really tickle your pickle. If you want to tickle hers, refer to her as La Heen. Usually has a thing for lumberjacks, but if you have a sex tape she will gladly help you title it. She will make fun of you till the day she dies. And even after she's dead, she will haunt you from her grave. A Heenal is a top notch person, with superior dancing skills, so never go out with her, she will show you up. She is a total weirdo, but will hit you with that g*y s**t whenever you want it. Also, she will make herself laugh more than you ever could.
Me: (forms triple chin and grunts) Penis
Heenal: **laughs for eternity**
by BabSpice April 3, 2019
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heen

An apparently pleasant stranger from whom one slowly discovers one cannot politely disengage; a hanger-on.
Oh my god don't EVER talk to Jake's dad, he's a TOTAL heen.
by Tony1953 November 10, 2008
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heezie

To be 'off the heezie' is to be "radical" or "awesome"
Woah, this is off the Heezie
by Salami July 20, 2003
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Helenism

The word used to describe a female dictator whos totalatarian leadership is based souly on the stupidity of a collection of mentally retarded voters who sit residense in a marae.
"Helenism appeals to poor people because they are too stupid to understand highly interlectual conversations, and so appeals to their most base instinct by handing them lollies and showing them pretty pictures of puppies in rose gardens."
by Tom Leeper January 25, 2006
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ween heen

A cig smoking, bagel eating, bum JEW
Ween heens appreciate when 27's are two for ones at their local 7-11
by Pharmacies United December 16, 2008
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Heinie

A pompous word describing the tush of any animal. It it used to declare someone stupid, or unwittingly dumb.
Stop messing around with your pencil. You're being such a heinie.
by Made Een March 9, 2010
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