He is a fucking spastick he has a giant manly cock, hes a midget and love amelia and want to such her little cammel toe
by big dicklinbo james July 17, 2022
Get the Kallan Cooper Hartmug. by Not Jonathan Wilson-Hart August 9, 2021
Get the Jonathan Wilson-Hartmug. Incredible human being so full of grace and spirit, the world was never quite sure what to do with it.
by Arcaneacro September 21, 2019
Get the Heather Hartmug. To tell someone who thinks he/she is funny that they’re not. Phrase coined by Drake in “Over My Dead Body” from Take Care album.
Guy: makes lame joke then laughs
Other guy: bro not funny at all
Third guy: man you’re just gonna let him break your Kevin Hart like that?
Other guy: bro not funny at all
Third guy: man you’re just gonna let him break your Kevin Hart like that?
by JG49Mke August 12, 2022
Get the Break your Kevin Hartmug. A dirty ass dog who will cheat on you for some raggedy ass bitch. A man who is manipulative and a compulsive liar and has no feelings. A man who will sit and play “stepdaddy” and raise his ugly ass bastard children.
by Sjsjjsk March 23, 2019
Get the Cole Marcellus Hartmug. The Leonardo Di'caprio of women, so beautiful and talented in rowing, might be the next up and coming Serena Williams of the sport world with her 100 days of sweat really excelling her career. The most empathetic person I know and always is there for me when I text her and never leaves me on seen like EVER. A good cat fishing partner and likes to take long shits in the bush.
Me: Oh look theres an Ailsa Hart!
Her: Don't even try to be her friend she's way too swag.
Me: Oh daym
Her: Don't even try to be her friend she's way too swag.
Me: Oh daym
by ABBY IS SWAG June 22, 2019
Get the Ailsa Hartmug. Fat fuck that looks like a cow and laughs at her own fucking joke that fat fuck is a horrible ass bitch that never teaches what she needs to
by 12346idk April 17, 2017
Get the Sandy hartmug.