Devin Micheal Harper

These kinds of humans are better grilled with charcoal as it is to better saturate the skin color

Person 1: “Devin Micheal Harper is better spitroasted”
Person 2: “Actually if you spit roast them they’ll explode due to the amount of ’gyat’ in the Devin Micheal Harper”

by Korg joeyish November 27, 2023

Harper

Someone who pees on walls and you must use a reed to clean it

Im a harper

by Noah harper November 29, 2023

Harper

Harper is that one boy in school who is really over hyped.. but you don’t like him because of that. You like him because he’s charming, kind, and his deep eyes always seem to find yours. He’s goofy but that’s the best kind. He’s shy around you, but you realized it’s only you.

Harper is so fine..

by HarperFineAsf<3 September 7, 2022

Harper

the BEST EST FRIEND you could ever have she is very pretty and is clumsy but still funny she deals with no crap she with punch u in the face

Boy:let’s make fun of that girl
Other boy: NO that’s a Harper

by anonymous October 20, 2021

Allen Harper

To pull an Allen Harper means to cry and masturbats. Generally accompanied by alcohol, but not necessary for the action. To be alone in the bathroom, shower, or bedroom is commonplace.

"Did you hear about Jims break up? "

"Yeah, he's currently in the bathroom pulling an Allen Harper"

by Vetus Noctua August 14, 2022

Harpering

The act of standing around and playing on your phone avoiding work at all cost

I went in back and Christian was harpering, typical

by cheekyjew January 6, 2015

Cody Harper

The guy who gets all the girls but is really dumb and turns them down. Although he is caught up in relationships he always has time to hang out with his best friend.

Omg you’re such a Cody Harper

by Urbanlover69 May 11, 2018