To Hark the Harold is to masturbate with a very dry poinsettia leaf, which may cause extreme discomfort and Ray Charles's eye death type blindness.
Raymond - Dude, I'm so fucking blind!!!
Chuck - I thought you had your diabetes under control.
Raymond - I do, but I tried to Hark the Harold and now just feel so incredibly fucking blind!
Chuck - I thought you had your diabetes under control.
Raymond - I do, but I tried to Hark the Harold and now just feel so incredibly fucking blind!
by itsnotJim December 7, 2010
Get the Hark the Haroldmug. The slighty lesser known relatives of bib and fanny, made to complete the family tree.
Def: "And your done" or "its finished"
Def: "And your done" or "its finished"
Turn the screw, tighten the knob, and BOOM! Harold's(debra) your father(mother)!!
(Harold's your Father and Debra's your mother)
(Harold's your Father and Debra's your mother)
by bobtheslobthebob October 6, 2021
Get the Harold's your Father and Debra's your Mothermug. Likes Aunt Cass, urinates in rivers frequently. Has 4356 pictures of Aunt Cass on his PC and has an unhealthy amount of Beyblades and drinks too much coke. Sucks at Fortnite.
by Aunt Cass' Toes May 3, 2022
Get the Richard Harold Piringtonmug. When something is suspect or you're in a situation in which you maybe doing drugs or other illegal things and a parent or person with authority may be coming in which case you say "harold" to warn the group to stop what theyre doing.
by fyla kine June 16, 2018
Get the haroldmug. by evan met May 2, 2011
Get the harold buttlemug. by lolmyface:) December 12, 2021
Get the Haroldmug. A bald man. He always sits on the bed and asks his wife when they eating chicken. He like water melon, and sounds like a ghost at times.
Trey!!! What the- What the- What The- I'm Harold Magee
Wow, look at him. He's bald. Such a Harold Magee.
Wow, look at him. He's bald. Such a Harold Magee.
by 99Pounds September 24, 2023
Get the Harold Mageemug.