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Hark the Harold

To Hark the Harold is to masturbate with a very dry poinsettia leaf, which may cause extreme discomfort and Ray Charles's eye death type blindness.
Raymond - Dude, I'm so fucking blind!!!

Chuck - I thought you had your diabetes under control.

Raymond - I do, but I tried to Hark the Harold and now just feel so incredibly fucking blind!
by itsnotJim December 7, 2010
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Harold's your Father and Debra's your Mother

The slighty lesser known relatives of bib and fanny, made to complete the family tree.

Def: "And your done" or "its finished"
Turn the screw, tighten the knob, and BOOM! Harold's(debra) your father(mother)!!

(Harold's your Father and Debra's your mother)
by bobtheslobthebob October 6, 2021
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Richard Harold Pirington

Likes Aunt Cass, urinates in rivers frequently. Has 4356 pictures of Aunt Cass on his PC and has an unhealthy amount of Beyblades and drinks too much coke. Sucks at Fortnite.
Richard Harold Pirington you absolute albino gorilla
by Aunt Cass' Toes May 3, 2022
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harold

When something is suspect or you're in a situation in which you maybe doing drugs or other illegal things and a parent or person with authority may be coming in which case you say "harold" to warn the group to stop what theyre doing.
"Tyrone, hide the bong its so harold"
"oi! Harold! its the fuzz"
by fyla kine June 16, 2018
mugGet the haroldmug.

harold buttle

a guys name, also sounds alot like harry butthole
man did you see that, it looked like....uuuuhhhhhh harry buttle, ya i know harold buttle
by evan met May 2, 2011
mugGet the harold buttlemug.

Harold

Is he gay? or european? the world needs to know.
Harold: I don't have a boyfriend!

Other dude: That's not what you said yesterday!
by lolmyface:) December 12, 2021
mugGet the Haroldmug.

Harold Magee

A bald man. He always sits on the bed and asks his wife when they eating chicken. He like water melon, and sounds like a ghost at times.
Trey!!! What the- What the- What The- I'm Harold Magee

Wow, look at him. He's bald. Such a Harold Magee.
by 99Pounds September 24, 2023
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