Hermit

A person who would rather play video games than socialize, meet girls online rather than in a bar, & get delivery instead of going out.

Pat is a hermit because all he does is sit around & play video games all day.

by realfresh123 October 16, 2010

Hermit Crabbing

v. The act of "hermit crabbing" is a uniquely human behavior most commonly found in sleep away sports camps, where , typically after a night of dorm-partying and lame pranks, an athlete(s) proceed the next morning to do as the hermit crabs do: cocoon themselves within a shell of their bedsheets or sleeping bags and sleep through any early morning games that may have been inconveniently scheduled. Cereal hermit crabbers tend to have poor standing with coaches.

Athlete A at 2:00 a.m. : bro I'm boutta be tired as balls tomorrow dude, are you trynna hermit crab with me?

Athletes B: tots my goats brotha, not feeling this 8 a.m. game, screw coach he's a fag anyways

Athlete C: yo man where is Spencer?
Athlete D: the word on the street is he's hermit crabbing
Athlete C: the tricksty trickster strikes again

by The Tricksty Trickster September 3, 2013

Haritompan

A charity that is full of corruption and has questionable sources or causes. They are somewhere between a company and a charity, because sometimes they are so corrupt that voluntary staff are paid high wages.

Person 1: That old local charity on the high street- I gave them my money and then the next thing I see they've moved to central London.
Person 2: Haritompans can't stay in the same place too long or they'll get found out.

by CBA to make a Pseudonym February 16, 2012

hermitation

The act of behaving in a hermit-like fashion, without becoming an actual hermit. Temporary removal of oneself from people and the "real world".

I'm going through a hermitation phase. Leave me alone.

by catsrule6 July 27, 2016

harmston

Usually the last name of a very stylish man, he treats his girl right and won't back down from a fight. He loves friends and family and is beyond attractive.

Damn harmston is just so damn fine

by Rodcompany January 31, 2017

Hermit-Crabbing

Hermit-crabbing the pre-stage to prairie dogging.

"Dude I was showering this morning and my hermit-crabbing almost went full prairie dogging."

by CornBlake September 18, 2017

Hermit hoe

A hoe who uses men the way a hermit crab uses a shell. When she grows out of one, she's on to the next.

Stacey has been through 27 boyfriends in the last five months. Stacey is a hermit hoe.

by Turtletot February 6, 2018