hopping the fence

changing the gender of your usual sexual partner, just to see if the grass is greener.

"did you hear jacky and marie broke up?"
"really?"
"yeah marie cheated on her with some dude"

"no shit"
"yeah so then jacky wound up hopping the fence herself just to see what cock was all about"
"wow. what did she think?"
"meh."

by war-n September 10, 2014

blog-hopping

An often used phrase when on the 'MSN Spaces'.

When you look at someone else's space, if they have choosen to add an updated space list you can 'hop' from one blog to another reading through peoples comments - most of which are not even worthy of being on the internet.

Some people like to make a game of it -seeing how many Spaces you can get too until there are no other links to another spaces. I have no idea why this is a form of entertainment, but meh, it keeps the plebs off the streets.

Pleb: ' Ooh fancy a game of blog-hopping?'

Anyone with a social life: 'No'.

by bloodflowers August 29, 2005

ham-hopping

Leaping (light of step and firm of resolve) from ham to hammy ham in a muddy farmhouse locale or windy mountainous pig farm with intent to cross or traverse said ham-dotted spot of Earth.

"Ham-hopping cleanly across a mean mess of mud and crap, Hank fired a clean shot between the eyes of the deputy crocodotting after him."

by John Knowles Williams August 20, 2007

cactus-hopping

The answer that an irritated Arizona dweller gives when presented with the all-too-common question, "What do people do in Arizona? (Or something along those lines)", a question that is generally asked by a naive non-Arizona resident. Whether or not cactus-hopping is truly practiced in Arizona remains a mystery, but it does make for a good way to silence people who think their state is cooler than Arizona.

"What will I do when I go back to Arizona for the summer? Why, go cactus-hopping of course!"

"Ow, my foot hurts. I must've done too much cactus-hopping in Arizona."

"The only activity that matches the coolness of cactus-hopping is gila-monster-catching!"

by EnlighteningSD January 2, 2009

Happiness Sponge

An individual with the ability to absorb any feelings of elatedness, ecstasy or pure happiness felt by others, and in turn is negatively approached. Usually applies to those dealing with peer pressure, the influence of bad television shows and bullying tendencies.

Alex was such a happiness sponge, as soon as he opened his mouth to speak, everyone began cutting themselves.

by Winner :) December 5, 2010

happiness

no worry,feel safe and comfortable inside you.

what you think about happiness?

by zedo August 12, 2006

euro hopping

Slang of backpacking through Europe, often in reference to jumping from country to country in search of alcohol and intercourse.

Because the countries of Europe are essentially 2 hours apart from each other. Many young (or old) non-Europeans seek to travel or backpack through Europe in search of adventure, getting wasted on euro booze and having one night sexual relations with european persons.

Person A: Bro, remmember when we were talkin about euro hopping?
Person B: Dude! Fuck yeah, let's go, bro!
Person A: iiight, we'll hit up Germany first, drink their kick ass booze, then we'll hit up Belgium and bang some ridiculously hot chicks.
Person B: awesome, then we'll go to France and make fun of French people

by doss_bruan January 13, 2006