puerto rican handshake

Oral sex culminating in testicular punching during ejaculation.

After receiving a donkey pouch from Bryan, Jessica was more than happy to give Bryan a Puerto Rican handshake.

by cabo wabo slobo April 25, 2015

gentleman's handshake

To insert one's middle, ring and index finger into a vagina and with your thumb against her clitoris and your little finger on her perinium (better known as the taint). You rotates your wrist to stimulate the clit/perinium and move inside her.

I gave my girlfriend a gentleman's handshake last night.

by Ajedrez April 26, 2007

Hanoi Handshake

Hand job received at an Asian massage parlor.

I could sure go for a Hanoi Handshake to relieve my stress.

by T-bone Jenkins August 9, 2008

Kentucky Handshake

When someone rips your arm off and shoves it up your ass. Popularized by the webcomic 'Bug'

John, shut your mouth or I'll give you a Kentucky Handshake.

by Malkontent42 September 18, 2010

downtown handshake

Euphemism for manual stimulation of the male penis by a dirty hooker (for money) employing the non-dominant hand and lubricated by bearing grease.

Todd was so poor, he couldn't afford a bj from a real hooker, so he had to settle for a downtown handshake from Holly Herpes behind the Jr. Food Store.

by leedlicks247rocker April 27, 2010

Hamilton Handshake

The act of reaching into a self-contained toilet paper dispenser and instead of retrieving a bundle of TP, you unknowingly smear your hand with fecal matter left from the previous occupant of the stall that you are currently using. Known to occur regularly to both men and women, but an inordinant percentage of the recipients are from or near the city of Hamilton,OH. The same act is performed in various cities across the US under different names, such as: Cincinnati Silly Putty, Kansas City Knuckle Duster, Pittsburgh Pudding, and Albany Applesauce.

Tom: Hey, Mary, what's wrong?

Mary: Ewww! I was in the shitter and when I went to wipe I got a handful of poo!! Eww....gross!! I got the Hamilton Handshake! It was packed in there like ceiling spackle!

Tom: Yeah that's gross. Lemme have a dollar. Wait, you can keep that dollar!

**watches as poo stained dollar floats to the floor**

by Senor Musk March 29, 2007

fuck me handshake

a handshake given where either the middle or index finger is curved in to where one is caressing the palm of another, only given when one is looking for sexual intercourse

"Dude, Marvin, that chick over there just gave me the fuck me handshake, should I go for it?"

by jessica the magnificent October 26, 2008