hackey sack

soccer based game to improve flexibility and technique when playing soccer or for dance.

"over there playing hackey sack."

by noixz January 15, 2009

Wash O'Hanley

Wash O'Hanley is a member of the Landover Baptist Chruch and is Freehold's leading voice in political punditry and self-proclaimed "Master Debater". Best known for his afternoon radio show, Wash is also a popular author who has penned such classics as "How Minorities, Liberals and Homosexuals Want to Murder You and Rape Your Children", "Gay Jew Homo-Nazi Abortions" and "Gay Jew Homo-Nazi Abortions (For Kids!)" which have garnered much popularity and praise. Wash got his start covering the Falkland War from a Club Med where the sounds of mines exploding were close enough to "ruin Karaoke Night". Wash is the face of work ethic, once broadcasting a 96 consecutive hour show during the Lewinskigate. "Around hour 65 I was convinced my stagehand, Mark, was a ninja assassin sent by Cokie Roberts to murder me so I viciously attacked him in the men's bathroom with my mic, using the stand as a bludgeon and the cord to strangle him." While not the most knowledgeable on Christianity, Wash asserts that he is "familiar" with the Bible and believes "whatever a majority of my listenership believes". Popular segments on the Wash O'Hanley show include "Boycott Logic", "Liberal Watch 2007: A Blacklist", "Wash's Enemies List", "President For Life" and "Who Would Reagan Kill?". Wash has lived an illustrious life reporting on wars, writing books, having the most popular Right-Wing radio show in all of South-Eastern Iowa and even starring in a short lived Saturday morning debate show "Wash O'Hanley and the Bay City Rollers Debate Hour", so what does the future hold for Wash? Wash wants to spend time with his family, continue his radio show and is even working on another book.

Personal quote: "Mr. Bush, this is NOT a banana in my pocket."

Wash O'Hanley's new book, MINDRAPE, is a chilling look into the dark side of Homosexuality and Atheism.

by Wash O'Hanley September 2, 2007

hankerin

A strong urge to pound karkov.

"I was hankerin so hard last night i didn't know which way was up."

by Professor Smithers69 February 12, 2010

honkeyville

a place normally in the suburbs surrounded with white people and they all like to hunt and go up north and wear hollister and talk about cracker stuff.
basicaaly somewher far away from any black people in the woods

man you moved all the way on 26 mile, damn nigga thats honkeyville

by The King Of Fried June 16, 2009

Hunkeybratelope

The cross-breed between a Human, Donkey, Zebra, and Antelope.

Peter, the Hunkeybratelope, was called Quadruple-Breed, by the bullies at his school.

by Kazuka/ January 30, 2006

Hawkeye dollars

(1) An added feature to the meal plans, which may be used as cash on a declining basis at either location of any Iowa Memorial Union food service operation, Campus Satellite Food Services, or Campus C-Store, specifically: Hillcrest and Burge Market Places, C-Stores located in the IMU, Mayflower, and Hillcrest, Business Building Pat's Diner, Law Building Canteen, Dental Science Building Filling Station, College of Medicine EMRB and MERF Buildings, food carts at University Services Building, Lindquist Center, Nursing Building, Main Library, Art History Building, and Oakdale Hall when you want to treat a parent, friends, or guest to a Market Place meal, and which expire when the account balance reaches $0 or at the close of business on Sunday, May 13, 2007. No refunds will be issued for any unused balance in the account. Students, faculty, and staff, who don't have a meal plan, may purchase Hawkeye dollars in $50 increments (cash, check, or University ID). Students who already have Hawkeye dollars may add to their account, also in $50 increments. Before its introduction in 2001, it was called "flex dollars" for a very short time of period. None of the UI student members of dorm agreed on its introduction. However, Tom of IMU decided to go on.

- "The Hawkeye dollars introduced in 2001 is incredibly stupid."
- "Yeah totally!"

by Pamela B. August 26, 2006

hankeltoni

An emotional state in which you are condemned to playing Madden for hours and hours on end, because you and your friends are incapable of getting any action from their fellow classmates. See Billy, Nick, and Matt

"Yo Drew, what'd you do over the weekend?"
"Eh not much, me and my friends pulled a hankeltoni."
"Get a life."
"Fuck my life"

by skank hankeltoni January 10, 2008