Hamburger Helper

the name of a contact in your phone that you use to replace the name of a girl or your drug dealer

Aye, Hamburger Helper texted me today and wants to meet

Hamburger Helper by lmaoobob December 8, 2016

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Hamburger Lady

By far worse is the hambuger lady,
We must heal them for the qualified technicians,
Worse,
Alternating nights are automatic,
She's lying there,
Hamburger Lady
Hamburger Lady
She's dying,
She is burned from the waist up,
On her arm,
Her ear is burned,
Her eyelashes are burned,
She can't hold things up,
And even with medical advances,
There's no end in sight,
For hamburger lady,
She wants me to tell you of her claim mind,
From which the double play laying,
The proping chair,
Leave her,
She's Burned from the waist down,
Has to eat her life through tubes,
Hamburger Lady
Hamburger Lady

She's okay if you change the tubes,
Tubes in her legs,
The tubes in her arms,
She's okay,
Then it came out and saw the burn net,
Indeed in the account of killing,
And it flashed on the carpet,
And it flashed on the floor,
The hamburger lady,
She came to rest,
Because of the burn she needs relief,
From the medication,
The qualified Technician,
Hamburger Lady
Hamburger Lady

Hamburger Lady by Death Menace December 13, 2022

Hamburger Patty

A weight lifter with huge muscles that lack any definition or distinguishment between differing muscle groups. A blob of muscles that seem to blend into each other like so much ground beef pressed together like a hamburger patty.

A weightlifter that is not concerned with looking asthetically pleasing, only with getting as big as possible and resembling a blob of meat like a Hamburger Patty.

Hamburger Patty by The_translator102 February 11, 2010