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The Hamburger Hepler Effect 

The superfluous addition of hardcore homosexual sex scenes to a video game solely to pander to the gay demographic.
The Hamburger Hepler Effect occurs because of the desire by large media companies to pander to every possible demographic in order to boost sales of their terrible products so that they can claim market success even on the backs of total artistic failure.

Examples: Everything from Bioware/EA in the past three years.

hamburger feet 

Skateboarding barefoot resulting in the blood foot/black foot.
dude. you got hamburger feet. got any cheese for that?
hamburger feet by Andy Lara June 14, 2005

Hamburger Whore

A hamburger whore is a girl or boy who will perform various sexual acts in return for a hamburger, cheeze burger, Mcdouble, wopper and any other hamburger you can possibly think of often times these whores are older and heavier moms and dads who will do just about anything to get there hamburger fix
Me: Hey I got a Mcdouble you wanna fuck
Seans mom aka hamburger whore: Really? I can have the whole Mcdouble?
Me: Yea
Seans mom: Omg let me suck that dick an get you hard so you can fuck me and I can eat that mcdouble

me: sweet
Hamburger Whore by cdawg91 September 8, 2010

erik hamburger

A total nerd who needs to grow up and grow a brain
Girl 1: ewwwwww. . .
Girl 2: he is such an erik hamburger
Girl 3: i know he's totally eriky

Why pay Tuesday for a hamburger today 

A catchphrase coined by Whimpy in the old Popeye cartoons and comics. It was actually "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"

Basically, someone who uses this or a similar phrase is trying to get something on credit, and may or may not follow through in paying you back.
"Why pay Tuesday for a hamburger today?"
"Because food debt doesn't have interest."

You did what to a hamburger? 

Phrase used to respond with when you didn't quite hear all of a question posed to you.
Person 1: Did you hear <<something unintelligible>>?

Person 2: You did what to a hamburger?