Mary Had a little Lamb

Where the money reside. Head bitch in charge, everyone else follows.

That’s on Mary had a little lamb

by One one only January 16, 2021

I had a stroke

When you find something so ridicilous and hard to read that you think the other person had a stroke.

Person1: Everyone: Hajy Me: I dmon

ever: hno m: i kall l
ever: n :me :ever

Person2: I had a stroke trying to read this.

by buddy retard July 21, 2020

never had any issues

Not having any problems with a job carried out by a professional.

“Painted a car in a car park the other day, done it for years, never had any issues”.

by Blaine2020 February 19, 2020

best i ever had

the best song ever its a great song i listen to it everyday i prefer the clean version

clean: u the u the best

dirty: u the fucking best

dirty dont flow as good

lizzie: i love the song best i ever had

by xxgirlxx August 02, 2009

Best I've ever had

sexual, as in the best sex you have ever had. Usually said when describing the love of your life, or to their face.

" That grunge kid was the best I've ever had."

" You're the best I've ever had, babe."

by Starchiiild Nirvana July 28, 2009

You Had One Job

A meme that is meant to draw attention to blunders made on the job.

Guy 1: Are those Doritos in the Fritos isle?
Guy 2: You had one job, store manager!

by egs1505 February 22, 2018

see what had happen was...

This is how you know some one is lying.

See what had happen was....

by Jay Da Great August 04, 2008