Going Hospital

A term famously coined by Clockwork, for when he mournfully announces to the lads that he’s once again succumbed to his incessant need to return to Harrogate District Hospital for the fourth time in a week.

“Huuuuuuuuuuuugh. Got a headache, going hospital.”

by Greengasbrown March 21, 2022

Hospital Wedgie

A wedgie so severe that surgery is needed to remove it

"Doctor you're needed in the other room"
"What is it"
"Another hospital wedgie"

by Wedgie_expert101 October 16, 2022

visiting uncle in hospital

The act if masturbation

Sorry I missed your call, I was visiting uncle in hospital.

by DeathDestroyerx52 June 14, 2018

chinese hospital

noun, a collection of broken electronics and a other gadgets, intended to be fixed, but rarely actually fixed. A kind of DIY procrastination pile.

-"Did you fix that TV yet?"
-"No, it's still just sitting in the chinese hospital next to my workbench."

by ReluctantMagnet June 12, 2016

Hospital Setting

When you have like 2 or 3 pillows behind your back on a soft bed (Tempurpedic Bed Preferred)..

Guy 1: When I watch TV in my room I lean against my wall.

Guy 2: Wow.. When I watch TV in my room I have a Hospital Setting.

by WhoKickMyDog August 17, 2011

west jeff hospital

A sucky ass Hospital that lets people die. Or if your bleeding to death they will just let you go home.

Johnny got shot in the head, West Jeff Hospital said, take 2 asprin and call us in the morning.

by HoHo2008 October 9, 2008

Hospite

don’t take any shit

I killed a streamer and i’m not taking his hospite

by CoolKidClanMyGuysCoolYouKnow April 7, 2019