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sweaty guards

Just something funny to say when your teacher ask the class to be quiet
by Ddubswarriors March 17, 2020
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dancing security guard

A freaking dank security guard that schools mascot
Loook at this DOOOOOODE Dancing security guard
by Memekid666 May 17, 2017
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imperial guard

An army in the tabletop game warhammer 40,000 that specializes in throwing wave after wave of ill equipped men at the enemy, supported (hopefully) by heavy tanks.
Wow those chaos marines sure are scary, lucky we imperial guard have our trusty flashlights...i mean lasguns
by Inquisition November 30, 2006
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Blind Guardian

What can I say? A great Power Metal band liked by great people.

I would argue than Nightfall in Middle Earth is their best album, but again, they all rock. With amazing voal talent by Hansi Kursch, Andre Olbirch on guitars, Marcus Siepen on bass, and Thomas "Thomen" Stauch on percussion, they just kick ass. They originate from Krefeld, Germany.

Curse of Feanor and Bright eyes! WOO!
Alec: Dude, did you see Blind Guardian at Bloodfest?
Kyle: Hell yeah!
by Alec January 20, 2005
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molly-guard

A simple device for preventing the accidental useage of a device. (e.g. plastic covers over fire alarm switches so that they can't be set off accidentally.)
The Jargon File defines a molly-guard as:
" A shield to prevent tripping of some Big Red Switch by clumsy or ignorant hands. Originally used of the plexiglass covers improvised for the BRS on an IBM 4341 after a programmer's toddler daughter (named Molly) frobbed it twice in one day. Later generalized to covers over stop/reset switches on disk drives and networking equipment. In hardware catalogues, you'll see the much less interesting description “guarded button”."
Yeah, the janitor put molly-guards over all the fire alarm buttons in the sports hall, so now we can't set them off by slamming them with a ball.
Can still set them off if you lift the cover though...
by Helix666 December 31, 2008
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color guard

People who are too talented for the dance team and way too smart for cheerleading. If you can toss it or spin it, it's most likely going to be in the show.
Andrew: I hate the color guard. Jenny if you were on the dance team....
Jenny: *Beats the living crap out of Andrew.* Color guard beats the living crap out of dance team!!
by Darth_`Eowyn November 12, 2006
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Guard-U

A gun; a sidearm; something which allows you to protect your bodily integrity.

Used extensively by rappers from Queens.
I got the Guard-U for you and you (meaning I got a gun, dont Fuck wit me!) Source: Noreaga hailing from Queens Bridge Projects (or in Noreaga vernacular: Lef Rac City Queens!)
by Ryan E. Bates September 4, 2005
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