For apartment dwellers; the mexican who sits in your stairwell all day constantly talking to their phone, watching videos at max volume and hawking loogies
by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! September 27, 2024
Get the Guardian mexicanmug. Guy 1: Dude have you seen GuardiaN on the tournament?
Guy 2: Yea, this guy is cracked with his snipes!
Guy 2: Yea, this guy is cracked with his snipes!
by FartGarfunkel March 11, 2020
Get the GuardiaNmug. A person that introduces you to the casino and now you can't stop (because you're not a quitter).
Often someone who's quite into gambling themselves and helps you do it too.
Often someone who's quite into gambling themselves and helps you do it too.
"Shamus took me to the casino and taught me how to play huff n more puff on the slot machines, he's my Gambling Guardian"
by Foxish June 24, 2024
Get the Gambling Guardianmug. by Top5Player July 24, 2021
Get the Guardianmug. An army of gay aliens that live in the rectum of sarah palin. known for the raids on walmart, they rape innocent bystanders. and lesbian bears. and cats.
by the new michael bay April 3, 2015
Get the guardians of gahoolmug. by uh idk what to type here help January 23, 2022
Get the guardians. of. the. gaylaxymug. If one was born in No Nut November or Destroy Dick December they can or cannot particpate in the month they were born in, making them the people who force others to particapate. Mostly likely they will say Beat Your Dick.
Jack: Hey guess what's today
Tom: Oh no its december 9th
Jack: *cocks shotgun* BEAT YOUR DICK
Tom: *cries* why do you have to be the nut guardian?
Jack: Because its my birthday so now BEAT YOUR DICK
Nut God: The nut guardians must make sure you pass your test
Tom: Oh no its december 9th
Jack: *cocks shotgun* BEAT YOUR DICK
Tom: *cries* why do you have to be the nut guardian?
Jack: Because its my birthday so now BEAT YOUR DICK
Nut God: The nut guardians must make sure you pass your test
by NONUTTINGBITCH October 31, 2019
Get the Nut Guardiansmug.