grunk

1.A stain that can't be identified in one's shower or toilet.
2. A large messy fudge dragon left in a clogged john.

1. "Jesus! What's that funky green grunk around the tub drain?"

2. "Damn, I just left the nastiest grunk in your porcelain thrown."

by Niffer and Shaun December 1, 2006

grunties

female labia

would you mind if I touch your gruntie Cynthia?

by John January 28, 2004

grunk

random 17 year old on the internet, isaacwhy, softwilly side character.

grunk is the worst groupchat podcast member

by eepers July 12, 2022

grunting the semi

To “grunt the semi” is to drunkenly gyrate ones partially erect penis against consenting older (40+) women on a nightclub dancefloor. Apparently, this is something of a trend amongst the younger monkeys.

AH was grunting the semi with several MILFs on Saturday night.

by intermaweb.net December 4, 2005

grunk

Grunk is defined as the shortening of the phrase 'grabbable chunk', when talking about lovehandles, or the part of your fat content that can be grabbed more than pinched.

Carmen's got alotta grunk in that trunk.

by Boz.Mind.Reflection.Fuck. July 1, 2006

grundies

A grundie is a common wedgie.

(rear, for the ladies)

When was your last grundie?

by Hyphen D March 9, 2005

grundish

language of morons; noises made when an idiot or oaf is baffled and can't think of what to say; usually accompanied by drooling.

I can't understand the grundish coming out of his mouth.

by GO RAVENS November 2, 2004