is my dad back from the grocery store

my dad said he was going to the grocery to get some milk

he never hasn't back for 8 years

guy: hey siri is my dad back from the grocery store yet
siri: sorry I can not help you with that
guy: fucking piece of apple garbage

by SHINOBI EXE March 16, 2020

grocery getters

housewives who force their husbands to buy huge expensive gas guzzling SUV's but have no purpose for them other than to get groceries.

kelsey: you better buy me an escalade.

matt: ok

bernard: why do you need an escalade? you have no kids. all you would be doing is getting the groceries.

matt: dude, wtf? the costs outweigh the benefits.

bernard: your wife is so dumb just like all the other grocery getters.

by yeh mutha January 9, 2009

6th graders

a bunch of 11-12 year olds who think they're in high school, but they are really in an elementary school for big kids. if you got held back in 1st to 4th grade, you will be INSANE by the 2nd semester of 6th grade.

13 year old in 6th grade who got held back: who do these 6th graders think they are?

normal 6th grade girl: *grinds on her 11 year old boyfriend*

7th grader: i feel sorry for you.

by your mom jose January 25, 2010

Are you tighter then a 5th grader

In relation to the game show Are You Smarter Then A 5th Grader, it is asking whether a female's vagina is tight or loose. Or, whether she is a good girl or a dirty tea-bagging whore.

I saw a hottie from across the room but she looked like she'd been passed around, so before I sealed the deal I asked her, "Girl I got to know, are you tighter then a 5th grader?"

by SNL16 March 27, 2009

eat the booty like groceries

1. sucking or eating the booty clean

"what are you doing to my booty"
"im gonna eat the booty like groceries"

by thechelseataylor February 1, 2015

6th grader

Now, I'm a 6th grader(one of the mature ones, not the crazy ones)but let me fill you in on the inside. On one side, you've got kids who make sex jokes and act like a midget Mr Macho, and on the other, you got clown looking girls who act like they actually pay bills. Most of these kids are spoiled and have tons of social media apps, but at least I don't talk about fricking someone's mom. Like grow up, man.

Person 1: aren't you supposed to be making sex jokes like your friends
Me: no, that is all the other 6th graders who act stupid, I'm more mature
Person 1: oh, I just thought that because that's how most 6th graders act
Me: PRAY FOR ME

by Do_I really_ need_a_name May 4, 2021

gooderest

Even gooder than gooder, the highest accomplishment available

damn, that not gooder, it's the gooderest

by Gooderest January 10, 2017