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Turtle Grape

Much like faeces slowly exiting the anus in the style of the 'Turtle's head,' popping in and out before you are able to pass matter, the Turtle Grape is when one pushes a grape from their pursed mouth in this motion.
This can be done to comically imitate the suppression of a popping out poo.
"Hey Tilly. check it out, I'm crapping this grape out of my mouth like a Turtle's Head"
-"Oh yeah, it's a Turtle Grape ahahahaah!"
by Chuzzy and Tills February 24, 2011
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grape drank

black people version of grape juice with the exception of:
nutrients and vitamins
consists of:
sugar, water, and of course purple
jimmy: hey you want some grape juice
shawn:what? nigga wtf is juice i want some grape drank baby, it's purple
jimmy: im not sure i know what grape drink is
shawn:what?
jimmy:i got some apple juice
shawn:WTF IS JUICE!! i want some apple drank. it's greeeeeeeen
by da_him March 8, 2009
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Person 1: Adam looks really sad.
Person 2: Yeah, he's being a mopey grape.
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My boyfriend said your website sucks. He's a Graphic Designer.

You used 'Helvetica' on your business card? As a Graphic Designer, I must say that your choice is very sterile and cliché. You probably won't get any business.
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