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crunch granola

A term that best describes people that lack personal hygiene , are overly consumed with environmental conservation. A new era, 21st Century hippie.
Yo, babe, look, Ruth still refuses to shave any of her “hot spots” or legs all in the name of water conservation. PU!! Straight Crunch granola
by Woodbury 008 October 11, 2017
mugGet the crunch granolamug.

Granola-Bar

A granola-bar is a device that is used to create friendships with C2s. Creating what is known as the C2's granola-bar effect.
C2: You forgot to bring a granola-bar today?

Person 8888: sorry, I forgot.

C2: It's ok.

Person 8888: Really?

C2: Sure... So long as you bring me 2 granola-bars tomorrow!
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 21, 2021
mugGet the Granola-Barmug.

Granola Bar

C2s of the world: GRANOLA BARS ARE THE BEST!!

Granola bar companies: ██████████████████.
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 28, 2021
mugGet the Granola Barmug.

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