Gainsborough

A school of retards, boys who wipe shit on the wall and girls who are hoes, and girls who are too innocent. there is a perverted teacher and an old hag. if you go there, you will probably be dating your cousin.

gainsborough

by jefrgergnierng June 6, 2019

Jeffery Gains

American singer-songwriter and guitarist. Born in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, he was signed to the Chrysalis Records label in 1990 and released his debut album, Jeffrey Gaines, in 1992 (see 1992 in music).Gaines has toured with artists including Tracy Chapman, Sting, Shawn Colvin, Edwin McCain, The Bacon Brothers and Stevie Nicks. In addition to the Gabriel song Gaines' sets of original material occasionally include covers of songs by other artists as diverse as Elvis Costello, The Monkees, Traffic and Roberta Flack, and he continues to perform live, with several dates announced throughout 2009.He

remade A famous Edwin Mccain song "In Your eyes."

Jeffery Gains: "In Your eyes," Lyrics:
Love, I get so lost, sometimes
Days pass and this emptiness fills my heart
When I want to run away
I drive off in my car
But whichever way I choose
I come back to the place you are

All my instincts, they return
And the grand facade, so soon will burn
Without a noise, without my pride
I reach out from the inside

In your eyes
The light the heat
I am complete
I see the doorway to a thousand churches
and resolution of all the fruitless searches
Whoa I see the light and the heat
Yes, I want to be that complete
I want to touch the light, the heat I see in your eyes

Love, I don't like to see so much pain
So much wasted and each moment is slipping away
I get so tired working so hard for our survival
I look to these times with you to keep me awake and alive

And all my instincts
they return
and the grand facade
so soon will burn
Without a noise
without my pride
I reach out from the inside

In your eyes
The light the heat
I am complete
I see the doorways to a thousand churches
and resolution of all my fruitless searches
Whoa, I see the light and the heat
Yes, I want to be that complete
I want to touch the light,
The heat I see in your eyes
Ooh, In your eyes

by wolfdog8mysoulw/chkn November 26, 2009

Corky Gainsford

Drummer for the kick ass band Otherwise.

Corky Gainsford rocks on the fucking drums!

by WiseOne Forever July 24, 2011

fat arse Grainne

smelly, obnoxious girl type thing that takes up way too much space.

stop ruining my couch you Fat arse Grainne

by leroy styles September 23, 2010

Gains

Can be used in various ways, revolving around the notion of getting jacked at your nearest closet-homosexual gym. Used by meatheads, ex-'roid users, or those who suckle the teet of Whey and Protein daily.

Exclamation: "GAINS!"

Relationships: "I hope you know being my gains partner also means being my anal companion."

Social Functions: "Dude, after you finish giving me dome let's get some gains in!"

Academia:
Bill: "How are your Gainsical studies coming along?"

Mark: "They are off the chain! I have a new squat and deadlift PR! Will you bend over and let me celebrate in your butthole?"

by LordOfTheGains May 28, 2008

East Grinstead

A small town located in West Sussex where loads of sluts live. 12 year olds act like 18 year olds and everyone gets pregnant at 15. Everyone dresses like chavs. Everyone thinks they're the hottest people on the planet.

You're an east grinsteader?
Jenny is an east grinsteader.

by Lillyrussell February 9, 2018

a grain of lot's wife

Contrary to the term "Grain of Salt," a grain of lots wife refers to the story of Sodom and Gamorah in the Torah, where Lot's wife looks back onto Sodom and Gamorah thus turning her to a pillar of salt.

Jim: Well I can safely say I believe in God and Evoloution at the same time.
John: Well what of creationism? Must the Bible be literal?!
Jim: I believe in that too, just as long as taken with a Grain of Lot's Wife.
John: Nya-ha! I c wat u did der!

by thecoolcanadian November 27, 2010