French goodbye

Ending a romantic engagement by making a casual exit, and then never returning. A ruse, to make leaving easier.

It was a wonderful summer, but I knew she wasn't the one. I told her that I needed to go to the store, but I could tell she knew it was a French goodbye.

by Erich 8 May 14, 2017

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Minnesota goodbye

When a man finishes inside of his partner, and leaves his "member" inside for an awkwardly long time; then makes polite conversation for far too long before pulling out.

Sven gave Lena the ol "Minnesota goodbye", as it's the only polite way to chat post coitus.

by AwkwardRubbing December 16, 2021

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goodbye snack

the last unhealthy snack you eat before you try to be healthy again

"Let's go get ice cream tonight as a goodbye snack before Monday."

by Samantha Bus May 29, 2020

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Ukrainian Goodbye

Similar to an Irish Goodbye, in that one leaves a party or bar without saying goodbye but with one difference: the person leaving steals something on their way out.

"Chilly pulled an Irish Goodbye at my house last night"
"Are you missing anything?"
"Yeah! An Xbox controller"
"That's no Irish goodbye, that's a Ukrainian Goodbye."

by dudebun January 21, 2010

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Irish Goodbye

When you leave any social enviroment without telling anyone.

Where is that rat bastard Dave? That son of a bitch probably pulled the old Irish Goodbye.

by Rad Stevens March 27, 2015

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Blow job until ejaculation and the boner has become limp.

Long refers to the duration of the act.
Kiss refers to her lips on a man's dick.
Goodbye refers to the sperm and a mans boner going away after the act.

Man1: She gave me a long kiss goodbye right before I left for work.
Man2: aww sweet man.

by Give me a BJ biotch February 14, 2014

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