Goldfish

A fish that dies down the toilet every second.

Daddy where did my goldfish go?

by Urban_Legend_23 March 12, 2017

Goldfish

Comenly used as a nick name for a really cute boy who has the brightness and most beautiful blue eyes and the cutest smile in the world. He is the tastiest snack around he’s... “the snack that smiles back, goldfish.”

“Goldfish is the best lookin snack around “

by Common_nobody November 26, 2018

Mr Goldfish

He is a English teacher that teach in La Salle Collage.

One time, he licked some random guy's chest and posted on Instergram

Did u see that gay dude?

he was such a Mr goldfish

by Whaleshark Yeung November 22, 2019

Goldfish Milk

A milk that you produce with your hands and with help from the one and only fluffy kitten.

Sam's goldfish got milked the other night.. The flavour was baby's nappy flavoured goldfish milk.

by FLUFFY KITTEN September 21, 2009

Goldfish Moment

A moment when two people are in an argument, but can agree on something in the middle. It has to do with balance, like a scale. Fish have scales. Goldfish are delish. Therefore, it is a goldfish moment.

bob thinks joe is smarter. joe thinks bob is smarter. they realize they are equally smart and come to a consensus that bobs intelligence=joes intelligence; goldfish moment

by marcusnikagold October 25, 2009

goldfish

A word that is exclaimed by others when somebody forgets what they were going to say. Word originated from the goldfish, who have short-term memory

Teacher: Does anyone know the answer?
Mark: I do!
Teacher: What is it?
Mark: It's.. uh.. umm....
Jim & Bob: Goldfish!

by nietokid December 9, 2008

petting the goldfish

female masterbation is petting the goldfish

My boyfriend loves to watch me while I am petting the goldfish.
Men choke their chickens and chicks pet their goldfish.

by iamtuwild November 22, 2005