by mistergiggles425 June 05, 2021
An edge lord who won’t shut the fuck up about his himself while in possession of an excessive amount of zippers.
Fuck Jonothon that zipper goblin piece of shit.
by DarkFinn March 03, 2018
A person who commonly interrupts and 'takes over' a story that another person is currently telling.
This person will then take the story off on their own tangent ultimately leading people to forget about the original story and make people listen to their story.
This person will then take the story off on their own tangent ultimately leading people to forget about the original story and make people listen to their story.
I was telling everyone about my holiday yesterday, and then Jane interrupted me and just started talking about her past holidays. She is such a story goblin.
by hob-gobbo July 15, 2010
Martinez raised his hand when Davis asked "whose camelback is this" knowing damn well it wasn't his, what a cif goblin!
by Wagner <3 cox internet April 09, 2022
A sesh goblin is someone who really enjoys the sesh, sometimes a little to much. A sesh goblin will smash through all their drugs at the party and everyone else's because of their 'sesh goblin' nature. Another trait of the "sesh goblin" is that although they are happy to do everyone else's drugs they can't share their own personal supply because they need it to become a "sesh goblin".
by AME PUSSY DESTROYER November 10, 2017
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by cappinniggashins February 07, 2010