God 

Someone who is real. I gaurentee his existence.....

The only reason i now believe in god is because Jesus himself came to my house last night. He slapped me with his slippery, flopping cock while i was taking the trash out. He then molested me and said if i told anyone hed kill me! I agreed not to tell but he didnt believe me so he pulled out his rusty looking filet knife and tried to gut me with it! I took off and was shot several times. Thats the last i saw of him......

hes real! repent sinners for you may get a cock in the head if you do not!

God by da hood' November 20, 2004

God 

There Are Too Many Goddamn Definitions For This Goddamn Word Goddamnit

God- A (noun) That (verbs) and does or doesn't exist,(some one's opinion that's been reiterated dozens of times).So god obviously (blank, and blank blank blank).........And now you know nothing about everything you need to know about "God"

God by God's spokes person September 18, 2005

god 

An imaginary person who supposedly created the world. Most people only believe in it because of what their parents, teachers, etc told them. Most people who believe in god are stupid and ignorant and believe whatever people tells them.
It is a part of most religions, all of which are bullshit. Most of these bs religions have one or more big books and missionaries and stuff to get other people to believe them.
Most people waste their time going to church or w/e every week.
Most churches or w/e mug their ppl for money.
Most have some version of hell that they threaten and scare people into believing in their religion.
Most ask their ppl to "have faith", because they know their religion is bull and their is no proof.
And there are many other excuses used to patch up holes, or things that ppl cant explain, in these BS religions.
Most people claim to have seen visions or crap associated with their religion, but they were probably in some mental state, such as being on an LSD trip or sick and desperate, or are simply lying for whatever reason.
Most religions have people have random good things happening to them, such as suddenly being cured of an illness, and associate them as miracles from their god. This is because these miracles are just flukes with a 1/1,000,000,000 chance and people will use their religion to explain it because they are too stupid to come up with a good explanation, just like those primitive peoples we came from did when making up stories about god and religion.
In short, there is no god and you only believe in it because of what others tell you.

Priest: Believe in god, your salvation, or whatever!
Sensible, smart person: *slap slap slap*
Priest: You will go to hell!
Sensible, smart person: *removes the priest from his property forcefully* Wheres your god now?!

god by Someone_abcdefg September 26, 2007

god 

God does not exist. In order for a god to exist positive evidence would have to be given, becuase DISproving the existence of anything is impossible. When the religious zealots like scuba steve ask you to "prove god does not exist" this is a ludicrous statement because the person who makes the POSITIVE statement bears the burden of proof. The naysayer bears no burden other than that he must change his opinion if given hard positive evidence.

Those of you who believe in god are being taken for a ride by greedy con men.

god by Kwomo Researcher May 8, 2003

God 

A guy who gives you no evidence that he exists BUT will let you burn forever and ever and ever if you don't believe in him.

Example 1:

Jimmy : OH MY GOD
God : Jimmy! I'm gonna stuff fire up your rectum until you burn forever and ever and ever....and ever.

Example 2:

Jimmy: HEY WUZZUP GOD
God: GIMME SOME DOPE hOMIE
Jimmy: NO FUCK YOU GOD THAT MA DOPE
God : D=

God by dat what she said August 7, 2009

god 

something i want to believe in, yet can't seem to bring myself to believing in something i can't see, touch or feel. if there is a hell, i fear it greatly, but i can't bring myself to believing when the definition of faith is "believing without understanding" yet there is a 1700 page book (the catechism) devoted to inferences made in the bible. please email me.

i have no example

god by iamstu1442 December 21, 2003

god 

Creator of all things great and small.

If God lived on Earth, his windows would get broken.

god by chroshizzle November 11, 2008