glazed ears

When the beef curtains are so large that after eating her box you have glazed ears.

I went down on this chic last night and came up with glazed ears.

by Captain Underpaints February 4, 2015

Glaze the Salmon

To stroke one's manhood while drinking craft beer in a strange city.

Captain Steubing liked to glaze the salmon while sitting in an empty Motel 6, drinking a Hop Butcher IPA and thinking of his love in another state.

by The Grimm Reaper August 5, 2022

Butter Glazed

To be hammered and out of control with zyn, alchohol, edibles, cocaine, etc.

Tdog was butter glazed with his friends at the beach and wanted everyone to know so he put it on his story.

by Zynbobuel October 18, 2023

glazed pecan

A vagina after sex or after being at a beach all day in Mississippi, giving it a layer to make it looked glazed over.

See Becky over there? I'm gonna give her a glazed pecan tonight!

My vagina is so sweaty after today it looks like my grandma's glazed pecan pie!

by glazedpecan October 28, 2015

triple glazing

(v) sex act involving ejaculating onto all orafices (heterosexual sex)

1) Richard wasn't sure if he could handle Pamela's request for triple glazing that evening, so he invited his buddies over to help.

by rightmac September 10, 2010

Slay and Glaze

To have sexual intercourse with a female and then cover said female with ejaculate.

At the BBQ, I told Mark's younger sister that I wanted to Slay and Glaze her. I took her down Conan-style. She was no match for my sword. Plus, she was amenable when I told her that she was gonna get glazed like a Dunkin'.

by gaucho14 March 23, 2009

glazed knuckle

When you jizz on your knuckles after mast bating

After he master bated, Mikey took his glazed knuckle and donkey punched his roommate Evan.

by JayPare July 2, 2017