girlfriend

biggest pain in the ass.

mayne maah girlfriend has made me a wimp

by babanash August 8, 2006

Girlfriended

The act of pulling on the handle of a car door while the door is being unlocked, leaving the door locked. The act is most commonly associated with one's girlfriend, but can be perpitrated by anyone.

Aww, man, I just girlfriended. You're going to need to unlock the door again.

by Kivimaki April 30, 2009

girlfriender

Term used to describe a state of relationship between a man and woman. It means that the woman is now more open to man than before, and the man is excited about soon being able to phuck her in a bedroom.

Alex: "Tiffany is now girlfriender than before. I have a strong feeling that I can rape her soon."

by Jason Milburn July 9, 2014

girlfriend

A sex toy made out of flesh. Requires heavy maintenance beyond the capabilities of most nerds and/or geeks. Soon to become obsolete with the invention of low-cost virtual reality.

Engineer: You will have to dump you girlfriend soon!

by Comrade Wang October 29, 2006

girlfriend

Theoretically, a fairly reliable source of gash, among other things.

"I need a fucking girlfriend."

by Danny Delinquent December 23, 2003

girlfriend

a evil girl that's taking hold your balls and wont doubt to tighten if, in her way of thinking sees that you make a mistake.

Friend: Hey, we are going to **** disco tonight,you are coming, dont you?

Boyfriend: I dont know, man. My girlfriend really hates when I go out, she thinks I just will want to get laid

by Ruopolo September 30, 2007

girlfriend

something loud and obnoxious

goddamit my girlfriend's bitching again

by Chipface August 8, 2006