Fifty Shades of Grey

Bad fanfiction written by a 14 year old girl based off of Twilight categorized as "Mommy Porn".

Did you read Fifty Shades of Grey?

by Ciararocks1000 June 27, 2012

Richard Gere

When Hollywood wants to make yet another chick flick and doesn't want to pay for talent (why would you in a chick flick) Gere's name comes right up.

Director Hoib Goldbaum: "Say, lets make a movie with a mindless plot with shameless exploitation of every human emotion, depicting a lapdog husband under the control of a beautiful middle aged soccer mom who dresses well and has suspicously young children with fake southern accents."

Producer Sol Horowitz: "So you don't think Gere's already working?"

Goldbaum: "Working? Yeah, he's working with a gerbil!"

by Hoze December 25, 2004

Geremy

The rarelly spelled version of Jeremy.
"G"is cooler tho.

Geremy G. is Platt Tech Football's Allstar !

by OG Grate August 10, 2008

Gerreyn gap

The ankle gap between your Capri pants and your boat shoes, which is often measured by the length of the wearers penis

Would you look at that gerreyn gap

by Iloveanklesocks October 13, 2017

Grey Divorce

When senior married couples divorce each other after years of marriage

Jimmy: my parents are over 60, retired , and now getting divorced after all these years .

Friend: that's rough. That's a grey divorce, apparently it's a thing when old people end their marriage

by JimmyJonesJammer April 19, 2018

Grey Humor

A form of humor in which something of “dark humor” is referenced, but not fully included

“His joke was kind of tame yet dark.”
“Oh, you mean grey humor?”

by tyqeee November 18, 2021

grey person

someone you can always rely on to make you laugh and can make you feel better in any situation by just being there. you love being around them always

Makaela is my grey person

by Hahvsheuahs May 31, 2023