Greasy-Gander

When a gander isn't good enough for the young male, he initiates a greasy gander. He reaches under his pillow and grabs his war paint, while whispering "a gander is afoot". Upon equipping the war paint to his now partially naked body, paying particular attention to the arse and general arse-area (on the arse, not in the arse!!) the young buck then makes it his mission to sneakily spy on fit birds all evening, without being compromised (Usually from bushes or behind curtains). Once the greasy gander is underway, not even spanking the "greasy badger" would be enough to stop this act of high level pervery on fine young women.

Steve says to Mike: Hey Mike, I'm off down to the shops do you wanna come?
Mike: Yeah, so long as we can pass the netball courts; I fancy a queer Greasy-Gander Mr Steve.
Steve: Alight Mr Mike, let me just finish up spanking this greasy badger and I'll be right with you.
... Some moments pass
Steve: *now donning a tophat and monocle* Could I have a hug Mr Mike?

by deltaforce_dfb February 20, 2019

E-gaymer

To be a pro-gamer and happily gay.

Ethan is and super E-gaymer. We love him.

by SaltyChippyGod June 2, 2021

Brendan Gayser

When a man acts straight, but falls for Brendan Fraser.

Damn homie, when Brendan Fraser came up, Jack started acting up. I think he’s gone Brendan Gayser.

by wackimus jack December 13, 2021

Gayper

A man or woman who rapes someone of the same sex or preys upon gays as his or her victims of rape.

"That guy's not a raper, he's a gayper, since he only targets men"

by Pedro "El Mexicano" Gonzalez May 9, 2010

gaydar

A radar to decect if there is a homosexual near by.

I think you set off my gaydar

by DizzyLizzy December 25, 2006

Gayfer

Da noun form of a gay person. More offensive than homo but less than faggot.

Just because it jumped when I saw him bend over dont make me a gayfer.

by Nigga WHAT March 19, 2003

Gayden

An unecessarily ugly homosexual male with a extrodinarily large lower lip
Will be seen with a large hairy gut spilling from his shirt and an unshaven arse crack from his pants
He can ordinarily be found in posession of unhealthy snacks i.e. all the jaffa cakes
Habitually exclaims 'CRAP'

Jesus christ gayden, you FAT FUCK, you ate all the biccys!

by FUCKINGCRAP August 2, 2010