Gilmore Girls

A fast talkin' contest, whoever can talk the fastest wins. This talkin' contest is put on TV occasionaly. The two most popular competitors are Loralai and Rory, known for their ability to not only talk fast but to put together actual conversations where they attempt to be funny.

On your mark...
Get set...
GILMORE GIRLS!!!

Rory - "So is this party Grandma's having gonna be a big deal?"
Loralai - "Not really. The government will close that day. Flags will fly at half-mast. Barbara Streisand will give her last concert…again. Now, the Pope has other plans, but he's trying to get out of them. However, Elvis AND Jim Morrison are coming and they're bringing chips!"

NOT FUNNY.

by Robo-Bro October 8, 2005

Galimorphry

A conglomeration of assorted bits and pieces arranged in such a haphazard fashion as to make a finished item that is fit for a purpose, albeit in an untidy manner. In a way a heath robinson affair.

What a galimorphry John has created out of that pile of junk.

by brammyd March 27, 2009

glamourish

adj. Used to describe something with the potential earmarks of high flair, but too subdued or down-dressed to reach maximum style impact

Janey's dress was rather glamourish, but would have been better off without her boringly safe choice of a belt.

by Raynie Dayes October 2, 2009

Gilmore Guitar

Playing the guiar, while sitting on the shitter, while getting a BJ. The song must be soothing, so the performance will be perfect.

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet Gilmore Guitar

by Checter November 4, 2009

glamoholism

The exaggerated, delusional, pretentious, reality-challenged, self-obsessed, over-the-top extreme indulgence or pursuit of a showy, glamorous lifestyle to gluttonous excess.

One who over-indulges is in this manner is a glamoholic.

"Even though Fridays are casual dress days at work, you'll never see that broad in anything other than a jazzed-up dress or skirt. Hardly casual. Pants and jeans must be against her religion of glamoholism."

"Everything about her... from the clearly designer handbags and shoes, to her au courant activities, of-the-minute catchphrases, accessories, hairstyles and gadgetry... simply screams glamoholic."

by TheGoldenMuse May 17, 2010

glamourflarge

The art of hiding your real self by being overtly fabulous in the public eye.

She would conceal her inner identity by the overt use of glamourflarge

by laratyg January 22, 2014

glamoulicious

An adjective combining the words glamour and delicious, and referring to a person looking amazingly attractive and sexy after dressing up for an important life even such as a high school prom, a wedding, the Oscars etc.

Adam: "Damn it Eve, you look so glamoulicious!"
Eve: "I sure do hope so, it's my wedding day!"

by UrbanGirl April 29, 2014