Fuzzy-Plums

Name for a man who has no right to be in the position he is in (oftentimes equal-to or above you), as he usually fucks up the most menial of tasks.

Guy 1: "Hey did you hear Bob got promoted again?"
Guy 2: "What?!? That Fuzzy-Plums doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground!"

by WhiteFish February 5, 2014

Fuzzy Button

When your pubic hair is so bushy and your penis is so small it looks like a button on a angora sweater.

Fred dropped his towel by accident and all I saw was a small Fuzzy Button.

by Matt31a4 January 9, 2015

Fuzzy Brain Syndrome

A term to describe an employer who consistently lies to jeopardize their integrity and your personal and professional well-being.

How's the new job, Sally? Not great. I've worked there four months and haven't been paid yet. I think he has Fuzzy Brain Syndrome.

by pred69 October 6, 2015

fuzzy anal

When you are "doin the do" and you can't see anything because your bush is in the way.

"Bro, I just did fuzzy anal with Brittney last night!"

"You should shave that shit dude!"

by Horse Pie February 10, 2017

fuzzy coffin

is a slang word for a tight vagina

man it got trapped in a fuzzy coffin

by cupcakes00000001 August 29, 2017

fuzzy socks

fuzzy socks- When you don't feel like caring about what the heck goes on your feet and your number one priority in to live in comfy. Even if it means ditching you reputation

person one: what are you wearing on you feet?

person two: I'm wearing special Netflix socks and black and white yeezys. They were like, 350$ so.. what about you?

person one: Oh! ummm........ Fuzzy Socks??!!??

by VERAALOE November 14, 2017

fuzzy iguana

Someone who is very special, also used when describing a random or crazy thing.

If I don't get any sleep the fuzzy iguanas will be rampant.

by Fuzzy Iguana November 14, 2017