by harmonierose November 22, 2022
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by Stoplynn January 4, 2023
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I’m an ER nurse and I once had a 450-500 pound female patient who had a bunch of abrasions on her abdominal pannus (she was in the ER for something else). I asked her about it and she nonchalantly answers, “oh that’s from the fuckstick.” And I respond, “your what.” She says back, “the fuckstick. I’m trying to get pregnant and our neighbors hold up my stomach with a wood plank so my husband can get in there.”
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I’m an ER nurse and I once had a 450-500 pound female patient who had a bunch of abrasions on her abdominal pannus (she was in the ER for something else). I asked her about it and she nonchalantly answers, “oh that’s from the fuckstick.” And I respond, “your what.” She says back, “the fuckstick. I’m trying to get pregnant and our neighbors hold up my stomach with a wood plank so my husband can get in there.”
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by k4tk4t July 25, 2023
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by anonymous January 15, 2024
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Bob: “Got this dude in my class, an absolute fuckstick.”
Sam: “I swear, their population will only increase in time.”
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by All Knowing Thundercunticus January 17, 2024
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by WhosThatMystery June 9, 2024
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