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Frankenfood

revolutionary culinary creations that mash up original and unexpected food combinations and ingredients, resulting in delicious dishes...or awful misses.

Better known Frankenfoods include The Ramen Burger, Spam Sushi, and Spicy Pulled Pork S'mores.
Adam: "After eating that gyro egg-roll, I decided to make my own Frankenfood."

Jen: "I haven't seen you cook since '04. What'd you make?"

Adam: "Fried PB&J fish sticks. Yum."
by the fuuuuck? June 20, 2014
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frankenfood

Food that has been genetically enhanced or has been grown using growth or other hormones.
Hippies often protest over Frankenfood.
by Khanrad July 8, 2003
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Fanked

Fanked, orginating from the verb 'to fank' is 'to shank' some person or general being with a fork.

The action is described as follows: As person A goes to stab person B, person B withdraws his (or her) fork and traps the knife twisting it away.

Though not widely known of, fanking can provide an effective defence against knife attacks.

The sister verb of to fank, 'to spank' is the same action but with a spoon, however this is usually not as effective.
Yeah this janner came up to me and tried to shank me so I fanked him right back,
by btrev October 19, 2010
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frankenfritter

an inbred female bigfoot,resembling frankenstein,indigenous to fastfood drive thrus, with lips like an anus,
Crickey! Its a frankenfritter,
by gusm July 1, 2006
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franken-douche

One that does the jive. Thin and green, which a bolt in his head...yet still manages to win the hearts of four lovely ladies.
Franken-douche is awesome
by CHEB302 March 8, 2009
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Frankenchicken

Something served on various airlines and fast food chains like KFC and McDonald's that is a combination of old chicken, synthetic rubber, and a mystery chemical from DOW called XC-1392-A-577-B23-9-00-1.

The last person who ate frankenchicken suffered the same fate as the guy who tried to give the recipe for XC-1392-A-577-B23-9-00-1 to the New York Times. One died choking on the chicken in McDonalds--the other was never seen again. Nor have his possessions been seen again. They were confiscated by men in black suits with earpieces who drove a white van with Nevada license plates.
This chicken is so rubbery, it's got to be frankenchicken!
by DeathByDow April 10, 2009
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Frankenfart

The act of walking like Frankenstein while farting upon each step.
Dude Shawn just blew threw here with a monster 5 step Frankenfart.
by Dr Shilng Shlong Rock June 18, 2009
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