(v.)the act of moving toward someone and when trying to go around they go the same way and you block each others paths.
by Cid Ronin May 22, 2009
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by ittybittyt April 17, 2019
Get the Ned Flanders mug.A wonderful, magical invisible octopus that is orange with purple spots. Flanders are often eaten by goats and turned into invisible goat turds which are strewn all over sidewalks. They are also the targets of multiple sad attempts at songwriting by deranged peoples that have nothing better to do with their lives YAY!
If I had a Flanders, I'd hug it and squeeze it and love it and name it George.
Damn, those Flanders sure are tight!
Damn, those Flanders sure are tight!
by mooogan August 30, 2004
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by Vicki & Deek December 29, 2005
Get the filange mug.A person of small stature who is fiery tempered and enjoys engaging in the act of sexual intercourse or sex, as often as possible in a drunken manner (which is achieved through very few drinks, due to the small size) and with anyone willing, regardless of gender or sexuality. This is performed at any time in any place, from the kids' clothes section in Walmart to the back of a minivan. Prefers to listen to music by such producers as the Steel Panthers or songs like Animals by Nickelback while engaging in such activities.
as an adjective:
"That girl is such a Flanagan, she just walked over to that bum in the cargo van and jumped him right here in the Walmart parking lot! Amazing!"
or as an insult, grouped with other insults:
"YOU STUPID, MUFF-DIVING, COCKSUCKING FLANAGAN!"
or as a verb:
"Guys, I bet you $5 that I can get that chick down the street to Flanagan Jacob here. C'mon, $5. Anyone? She's not THAT ugly! C'mon! Don't be a pussy Jacob!"
"That girl is such a Flanagan, she just walked over to that bum in the cargo van and jumped him right here in the Walmart parking lot! Amazing!"
or as an insult, grouped with other insults:
"YOU STUPID, MUFF-DIVING, COCKSUCKING FLANAGAN!"
or as a verb:
"Guys, I bet you $5 that I can get that chick down the street to Flanagan Jacob here. C'mon, $5. Anyone? She's not THAT ugly! C'mon! Don't be a pussy Jacob!"
by Sparkayyyy October 29, 2009
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by Jerry Maguire November 6, 2004
Get the Falange mug.John, the landecker, is so apt at giving flanagans that he gives them to himself; therefore he is a flandecker.
by Steverino December 15, 2003
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