fluck

1.(n) a lucky fuck.
2. (v) the act of recieving a lucky fuck.
3. flucker (adj) a hot woman/ hot man who flucks ugly people.

1. - hot drunk girl: wanna fuck?
ugly guy: fluck yes *nose starts to bleed*
2. - ugly guy: this hot girl came up to me last night and said "do you wanna fluck coz i know you dont get a lot" so i said yes and we flucked the night away.
3. - Gem: omg Lana is such a slut! she roots anything that moves! even if they're fugly.
Layla: I know right, saucy little flucker.

by ooh lala June 2, 2008

Quail flanks

Quail flanks is the lard that hangs off the back of the arms of fat chicks.

Damm .... That fat bitch has quail flanks hanging off her arms. You could swing on that shit.

by T Doggie January 14, 2009

flunky

someone who buys things for you...takes you out....and isn't even ur grl/man...

yea, that nigga is my flunky..he be takin me out..and he aint even gettin none

by mizz thang May 13, 2005

Flonky

A Flonky is somebody that you cool with but play too much.

“Bro you play too much , you flonky”

by Drewdidit March 2, 2020

Fluke

(1)fluke :
can be used to describe a situation of bullshit.
(2)fluke :
something that happens solely due to luck

Ex1: Damn where the hell did that cop come from..Thats fluke!
Ex2: It is not just a fluke that Captain’s vocal cords can reach the octave of his cousin Leona.

by Sonnyboy22 May 10, 2009

FluckTard

the same thing as a "fucktard" but you are using a nice form of the word. Is other words you are being curious of the people that are reading. Generally speaking a flucktard is someone that is very stupid or "retarded", someone that did something with out thinking it over.

flucktard: A man tries to pokes a hole in a sheet of glass with out breaking the glass. Someone running into the wall, on purpose. Cutting yourself without expecting to bleed. Jcumping off of your house roof.
t dumbass asshole fuck tard moron stupid loser asshat douchebag retarded dipshit gay dick douche cunt bitch fucker jackass bastard dickhead ass wanker fag fucking dumb jerk fuckwit dumbfuck asswipe twat douche bag noob faggot pussy fool n00b prick assclown shit ignorant shithead fucking retard fuckhead cock slut fuckface annoying

by David Moreen December 24, 2008

fluke trash

A phrase commonly used in the world of sports. Most commonly refers to a player or event that at first glance seems perfectly legitimate, but upon closer examination is just a steaming pike of fluke trash. In other words, they are a fraud, a joke, a loser, garbage, etc. Some examples of fluke trash in the sports world are the San Francisco Giants 2010 World Series title, Scott Kazmir, Miles Austin, Barry Zito, Rebecca Black, and of course the biggest fluke trash of them all, fatt cain.

Uneducated Fan: Yo dood! Matt Cain is so good! He had a scoreless streak where he averaged 5 innings a start in the playoffs for 3 games! Hooray hes our ace!

Educated Fan: Yawn, his name is Fatt Cain, and he sucks, is not even close to our real ace, Tim Lincecum, and is a fat piece of fluke trash.

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Tampa Bay Rays GM circa 2007: Man we really hosed the mets in that scott kazmir deal! Dudes a stud!

Tampa Bay Rays GM circa 2011: STFU

by orpheu$ July 27, 2011