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fishing

A strategy used by guys for picking up chicks on the beach in which one guy sends the stud in your group on a long bomb route and throws a football into a large group of hotties. The guy running the route will be forced to dive into the group to make the catch, thus landing face-first in the sand. The hotties will be both impressed by his remarkable athleticism and concerned for his safety. Your buddy will return to your beach house with the group of hotties, thus allowing you to pick off one of the looser chicks. This technique was popularized in American Pie 2.
Tom: Justin! Go deep!
Jesse: What are you doing?
Tom: Fishing. *throws football*
by bounce deezy July 30, 2010
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Jerk-off Fasting

Also referred to as "Jerk-off Diet", A technique used by men where you do not jerk-off for 3 or more days straight to obtain the most pleasure possible for when you finally do jerk-off after your fasting.
Brian: "Dude, i don't get pleasure from jerking off anymore."

Gary: "Do the Jerk-off fasting!"

Brian: "Good idea!"
by Black Foot July 9, 2010
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fishing in the bushes

A handjob , usually in the woods when camping, and/or trying to be sneaky
Last week, I took my girlfriend fishing in the bushes.
by FeminismisCancerous February 8, 2018
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Fashiggadale

Fa Sho, Aight, Fa Shizzle....WHITE TALK- For Sure
You get my two way?
Fashiggadale!
by Hon Fei October 14, 2003
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fishing line fetish

The Fetish of wrapping a fishing line around ones balls until the pressure either ruptures a testicle or blows open someone's sack.
Man. Coleman's got that fishing line fetish.
by Skeletal_Kobra January 9, 2014
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Cyber Flashing

Flashing ones private bits via picture message instead of flashing ones bits in person.
Brett Favre's favorite hobbies include football and cyber flashing.
by Paul Gennari October 22, 2010
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Fishing

The act of insulting, or making fun of ones self, with the intention of others dissagreeing and/or complimenting that person.
This act can trigger a birage of different people getting involved, who usually also start insulting/putting themselvs down.

Found most often on social websites such as Facebook and Twitter.
Girl 1:Oh god I'm soooooo ugly in this pic
Girl 2:OMG No your not! Your sooo much more pretty than I am
Girl 1:OMG NO I'm SOOOOOO fat.
Girl 2: No you're not your super skinny, I'm the fat one.
Guy: STOP FISHING!!!
by Blue22222 February 19, 2011
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