Farmer’s Hand

A tug job aka hand job given by someone with a calloused, rough hand.

I paid $5 to that homeless dude for a quick tug behind the dumpster. I got a farmer’s hand and man my dick is sore.

I hate my uncle’s farmer’s hand. I wish he would use some lotion.

by Eaton Holgoode August 8, 2018

troll farmer

One who gets a group of friends or employees to troll a forum en mass to cause dissent or disrupt its operation.

Putin turned troll farmer this election to disrupt the DNC.

by Low-tone Bob April 13, 2017

kill farmer

Someone who plays an objective-based game mode in a shooter video game for the sole purpose of getting a high kill count to pad one's stats while completely ignoring the objective. Heavily frowned upon and borderline cheating. Kill farmers are not legit.

Dude, that douchebag is a kill farmer. His K/D is 48/7, but he has no checkpoint captures at all.

by Funkle McNigglesworth April 26, 2011

Pumpkin Farmer

A Guy who has a long term crush on dudes who have big pumpkin shaped asses. usually a straight man who claims he is straight but has a huge fetish for men with big asses.

Meltz did you just check out that dudes ass, your a fucking pumpkin farmer - Lysy

by VoiDzL2R August 17, 2018

farmer's bet

A bet where no wager is made. Originated within the Ukrainian farming community in northern Alberta who were well known for their penny-pinching ways.

Michael: I think it's going to rain.
Ken: Want to make a farmer's bet on that?
Michael: Sure, no loss to me!

by chillywilly69 July 19, 2012

Ginger Farmer

An individual who only "Plows" red-heads.

Guy 1:Dude that redhead at the bar is a total grenade.
Guy2: That doesnt matter Tom will totally plow that.
Guy 1: Yuck bro no way.
Guy 2: Oh yeah He is a total ginger farmer

by NomNomD October 8, 2011

Pullin' a Farmer

sleeping on or in a pile of your own goddamn clothes

we all were pullin' a farmer when we slept on sheets that bella had pissed on

by C. Weddin & The Atlantic Playboy May 13, 2006