Manny Fagnet

Straight male that attracts homosexual males.

He's always getting chatted up by gay men; he's a bit of a manny fagnet.

by Doc K September 4, 2008

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facetious

An asshole's word for "sarcasm".

Stop being so facetious and tell me what you're going to do about the problem!

by neveruse November 10, 2009

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The practice of getting pleasure from feeling and rubbing one's face. Originally coined for shavegeeks who loved to feel their smooth shaves, faceturbating can also be done by anyone who is impressed with the smoothness, clarity, or overall sexiness of their facial epidermis.

Dude I got the closest shave this morning, I was faceturbating all day long.

by chavegeek January 24, 2009

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fagnet

A person, in this case a female, who somehow attracts gay men. Not always in a sexual way, but in ways in which a man who was questioning their sexual orientation before meeting this person, figures out they're gay and reveal their orientation to said person before anyone else. Typically this sucks for the female, as 90% of the men that have come out to this female are very, very attractive.

Kyle: Paige, I need to tell you something. I just figured it out, and you're the first person I've told this to.

Paige: What is it?

Kyle: I'm gay.

Paige: Oh my gosh, you're the 10th person to come out of the closet to me first this past year! I'm such a fagnet!

by IisTooCute:)( June 28, 2010

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facetious

a word used exclusively by people who take themselves too seriously, while failing to convince people otherwise

John's attempt at making a joke crashed and burned. In an effort to save face and appear relatable, he announced to the room that he was merely being facetious. But not before first adjusting his monocle and tightening his ascott.

by dafed April 9, 2013

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