Toe Fucker

The sexual act of inserting the toe into the anus or vagina of a partner and procceeding to render an orgasm from inserting the foot all the way into the canal, while grasping the legs of said partner and using them as leverage for maximum thrust capacity.

I want to try something new tonight with Taylor, but he is so stuck on being the usual toe fucker...

by jizzpiss maximus July 7, 2010

Trump Fucker

This means you want to fuck Donald Trump and bend him over his wall and put a dick in his asshole as he screams for his life and mercy. This is something everyone wants to do, it is honestly the best.

Yo whats up dude, you a Trump Fucker.

by BIGGAYurmum June 9, 2018

flow fucker

someone who cuts other people waiting in line is one who fucks with the flow of a line.

Hey flow fucker, you just cut all 8 of us in line. You just fucked with the flow of this line.

by uabaycat09 May 7, 2020

Accelerando mother fucker

Phrase used by music nerds who also have road rage.

That old lady was driving so slow I shouted, "accelerando mother fucker," in the hopes she would speed up.

by Buzzkill7 October 11, 2017

The Crimson Fucker

@The Crimson Fuckr is my alias. Yes I am a Fuckmothering VAMPIRE and yes I did shoot Edward 37 times!!! You're welcome Team Jacob. On second thought GO suck, er... I mean...fund...my big throbbing vampire dick and support it's official release?

Bty user called Father ALEXANDER Anderson (who is also Irish)! You forgot to make a new definition for little Timmy who is still (unsurprisingly) glued to your crotch ya Catholic fuckbucket.

Me : Is it that time of the month already? Weeell, I was wondering if you ever heard of The Crimson Fucker cleaning & pleasure services? The fuckmothering definition of classy!
40 year old Team Jacob Chick (blushing in embarrassed outrage) : AGH Wha--
Me : OOH I AM SO NOT YO MOTHA LAST NIGHT! BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM (exactly 37 times, count if you like)

by Nemortul November 15, 2019

Mongolian Evergreen Wizard Fucker

Mongolian Evergreen Wizard Fucker is pretty much the best weed you can get. Legend has it that the strain was genetically engineered by a mad scientist in Pennsylvania shortly before he was killed in a mysterious lab explosion. The scientist extracted 100% goat semen to fertilize Mongolian Evergreen Wizard Fucker...it's so extremely potent that one only needs to smell it to get high...

Guy 1: "Hey man, you got some bud?"
Guy 2: "maaaaan, I got the MONGOLIAN EVERGREEN WIZARD FUCKER!"
They say no one has ever died from marijuana... but these 2 boys were never heard from again.

by The_Evergreen_Wizard November 18, 2006

Albanian Goat Fucker

The Albanian goat fucker is a special kind of mentally challenged individual.
It fuck all sorts of goats. Like all of them. It's scary.
There is also a 3-man band called The Albanian Goat Fuckers. They be nice.

Hey man, did you see the Albanian Goat Fucker?
The band or a retard?
Yes

by albaniangoatlover May 28, 2020