texas facial

a facial performed by getting shot in the face

While hunting birds Harry Whittington recieved a complimentary texas facial from Dick Chney.

by rnbwbxrs4u July 27, 2006

Glacial Facial

The act of freezing your semen and then throwing it into a woman's face.

She was expecting me to get ice cream from the freezer but I surprised her with a glacial facial instead.

by Eskimo Jim January 18, 2014

Simba Facial

The act of having sex with someone then proceeding to ejaculate into your hand and spreading the semen on their face like Rafiki did to Simba in the Lion King.

I gave that bitch a simba facial after I finished fucking her.

by Firemonkey755 December 24, 2016

Facial Recognition

At the moment just after the Male Species is climaxing,the female or male yells out..."EW RIGHT IN MY FACE"

"So there I was just me and her. Shes jerkin my girkin when all of the sudden i let lose and hear...."ewww right on my face"right there...i knew i had "facial recognition"

by Tony the tattoo artist. NYC February 7, 2013

Dusty Facial

When an old man ejaculates on someone's face.

Larry just gave Luis a Dusty Facial

by Old Guy Slayer June 21, 2011

crimson facial

when a menstruating girl straddles a man's face and fanny farts the clots and gunk all over his mush

my lady's filthy she gave me the the crimson facial last night!

by uprightuk September 8, 2010

Facial Barnet

Used to describe facial hair; normally beards.

''Ah you need to get that facial barnet chopped son.''

by Ronnie Moore June 29, 2008