texas facial

While hunting birds Harry Whittington recieved a complimentary texas facial from Dick Chney.
by rnbwbxrs4u July 27, 2006
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Glacial Facial

The act of freezing your semen and then throwing it into a woman's face.
She was expecting me to get ice cream from the freezer but I surprised her with a glacial facial instead.
by Eskimo Jim January 18, 2014
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Facial Fauci

Very much a traditional definition of the facial sexual act. The caveat here is if the person performing the ejacualtion of semen has been fully vaccinated for COVID-19, although it is unproven, but widely believed in certain circles, the semen will contain COVID-19 antibodies and that consumption of the semen is encouraged to receive some antibodies but by no means is substitute for getting the vaccine shot.
Randall: I met this wonderful lady last night, but then after sex she wanted me to give her a facial fauci since she thinks my semen contains antibodies for COVID-19 after we had a conversation about me being fully vaccinated.

Jamal: smh. I don’t think that’s how it works, but was she wearing a mask at least?

Randall: during or after the facial fauci?
by QUSO2020 April 29, 2021
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Dutch facial

Placing the space between the scrotum and the anus on the face of target and clenching.
Hey hold him down while I give him a Dutch facial.
by DKSTBBRL! November 17, 2019
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Facial destruction

What happens when you stand still for way too long in an online gaming match.
The n00b stood still zoomed in trying to get a headshot, and the seasoned veteran came over and enforced some major facial destruction. There was blood everywhere, I am still afraid to look.
by Hydrocat February 05, 2009
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facial karanas

Facial karanas is the long lost sister of 2 Greek figures, she was no women of the cloth. She was known to sleep around town with the friends of the 2 adoring brothers on a daily basis accepting facials from one side of town to the other bringing shame to the family name.
Facial Karanas took jeffs hot load like a champ, she still had enough time to swallow Ericks steamy clam before bed.
by Kylethehvacguy February 02, 2016
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facial refund

When you nut in your partners mouth, and then they kiss you without swallowing.
Guy 1: So I nut in this chick's mouth, and then she came in for a kiss.

Sexually Confused Guy: Aw dude, she gave you a facial refund!
by Realnamemaker April 18, 2016
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