texas facial

a facial performed by getting shot in the face

While hunting birds Harry Whittington recieved a complimentary texas facial from Dick Chney.

by rnbwbxrs4u July 27, 2006

Glacial Facial

The act of freezing your semen and then throwing it into a woman's face.

She was expecting me to get ice cream from the freezer but I surprised her with a glacial facial instead.

by Eskimo Jim January 18, 2014

Dusty Facial

When an old man ejaculates on someone's face.

Larry just gave Luis a Dusty Facial

by Old Guy Slayer June 21, 2011

Facial Barnet

Used to describe facial hair; normally beards.

''Ah you need to get that facial barnet chopped son.''

by Ronnie Moore June 29, 2008

crimson facial

when a menstruating girl straddles a man's face and fanny farts the clots and gunk all over his mush

my lady's filthy she gave me the the crimson facial last night!

by uprightuk September 8, 2010

Facial Fauci

Very much a traditional definition of the facial sexual act. The caveat here is if the person performing the ejacualtion of semen has been fully vaccinated for COVID-19, although it is unproven, but widely believed in certain circles, the semen will contain COVID-19 antibodies and that consumption of the semen is encouraged to receive some antibodies but by no means is substitute for getting the vaccine shot.

Randall: I met this wonderful lady last night, but then after sex she wanted me to give her a facial fauci since she thinks my semen contains antibodies for COVID-19 after we had a conversation about me being fully vaccinated.

Jamal: smh. I don’t think that’s how it works, but was she wearing a mask at least?

Randall: during or after the facial fauci?

by QUSO2020 April 29, 2021

Italian facial

When you dump the pasta out into the strainer and put your face in the steam.

As I poured out the tortellini, I enjoyed an Italian facial

by Phatnattapia September 2, 2017