bag of forks

Term used to describe a woman who is so thin that her bones jut out of her skin.

Man, she was so skinny it was like fucking a bag of forks.

by Jokestress November 27, 2010

brown fork

A drinking game in which a shot is placed in the centre of a table. The designated spinner then places a fork in their bum and spins round and round. Once the fork falls out, whomever it points at does the shot and smells the fork.

“Shall we invite David over for a game of brown fork?”

“Nah bro I don’t wanna smell his clay hole again”

by The Prince of Oxford August 31, 2021

Morton's Fork

A difficult decision between two equally shitty options.

Matt: Dude, should I bang Carrie or Marissa? Carrie can't ride dick, but Marissa can't suck dick.

John: Dunno man, sound's like Morton's Fork to me.

by BlindButAware May 6, 2014

fork dropper

That meal/food was good!!

Dude, that piece of cake was a fork dropper!

by Punder Mountain April 13, 2015

Fork and Knife

Four fingers in the pussy and a thumb in the anus. The new shocker.

After the ceremony, Randy gave Colleen the fork and knife.

by Whitewidow May 24, 2014

Stick a fork in it

Indicating a losing or lost cause, with origins in the cooking practice of sticking a fork in meat to determine when done. Also "put a fork in me," "stick a fork in you."

“Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in it!”

by sensitivitytothings May 4, 2008

Fork Lift

Where a girls head is on your lap and you lift it up with a boner while she is sleeping.

by Jackie August 10, 2003