Fording

-Embellish Facts, A load of bullshit

Don't listen to the Councillors facts, hes fording.

by P416 October 8, 2014

Ferking Twerper

When you combine a Fart with a Burp while Twerking. The words originate as Twerking Furper (Fart-burper). Throw it in a social blender and tell those hyperactive drunk mates to stop being Ferking Twerpers.

Drunk friend: "Bro, the DJ's playing my jam, check these moves!"
You: "Stop embarrassing yourself you Ferking Twerper..."
*Snaps a photo for Twitter* #FerkingTwerper

by tehMirage January 25, 2016

Froking

the act of exessively masturbating whilst operating a motor vehicle, often occuring in a accident.

I saw this guy froking on the highway today, and he ran off the side of the road!

by ahrrystyles July 13, 2016

focking loser

a twerp and a nobody who fails frequently or is generally unsuccessful in life or is useless in life. Another name for "fucking loser" used in anger towards a person or status. "Low Self-esteem."

1. This Skater is a "Focking Loser"!

2. "I'm tired of these focking losers, going out with these hot chicks, I work my ass off to make money, however, these people do not have a job or any self-esteem...."

by ocbrownbear December 20, 2017

Forting

Forting is When your in the bathtub and you fart and bite the bubbles

Bob and Jane where forting in the bath.

by Despicable123 June 17, 2019

Farking

The physical sound and act of actually barking. Can be referred to as fake barking because When your fur-member barks at someone that is at the door. However, upon getting up and going to the door you then realize that you just got played because no one is at the door.

Dude, why are you farking at the door no one is even there!
I swear if you dont stop farking I'm putting you In the kennel.

by Chow Chow Consultant March 17, 2020

fooking

Fun couple's activity: fucking while cooking

"Hey babe, how about fooking tonight?"

by Circumveauviana Italy December 29, 2020