Fracking

an event which is unreal, or deamlike.

That was fracking twisted up!

You mind fracked me!

by Steve Gorey June 14, 2008

Flicking your pussy

Instead of saying "pulling your leg", you say flicking your pussy as a way of telling people, usually females, that you are just kidding around.

Kyle: Wow, did you know that they are giving away free t-shirts over there?
Sue: No I didn't, I'm gonna go get one right now.
Kyle: Haha you actually believed me, come on i was just flicking your pussy.

by KyleP March 22, 2007

fracking

An polite substitute for "Fucking" or "Freaking". Similar to frelling. Used by Lucifer7 first on irc.subnova.com #hbo.

<zasx\malia> oh goody, 8 frelling times
<zasx\malia> last one was to fix a frelling networking bug -.-
<Fajita|nwn> lol
<Fajita|nwn> frelling
<zasx\malia> would you prefer i used fracking?
<Fajita|nwn> nah, carry on
<Fajita|nwn> it's just amusing

by Verdafolio January 6, 2005

channel flicking

Done for long periods of time by teenagers aged over 15+ usually. When you are bored if you happen to be lucky enough to have sky, many teens will flick to channel 440 (MTV) and will not stop until they find a song that they like. Once they reach channel 471 (scuzz) its back to channel 440 and so the process begins over and over and over which is known as channel flcking (or hopping). Many parents do not understand the concept of channel flicking and so just leave their children to this task. Many children skip past channels vh1, vh1 clasic, classic fm and channel u on this journey. For expert channel flickers many go through the whole spectrum of sky- from channels 106- 999.

Parent - What are you doing?
Child - Channel flicking
Parent - Right then. Shall leave you to it. *walks away confsed*
Child *Smiles*

by Ratm Rule August 31, 2004

Fracking

The act of paying economically desperate landowners to permit the performance of sexual acts in their yards and the leaking of said acts' byproducts into the landowners' water supply.

-I hear they've started fracking over in Delaware County.
--You heard right! They tried banning it but the farmers were desperate for the extra cash.
-Wait till they see what comes out of their faucets!

by ffny October 16, 2012

Flakking

In the Unreal series of fps games, the act of spraying Flak cannon, rocket launcher, Instagib, or Biorifle shots over a large object or past a blind corner in the hope that such fire will cause a frag. Usually practiced by newbs and llamas.

Player: FFS stop flakking down the main corridor! You're just blocking the main access to the ball room!

by ps10n1c April 16, 2003

Fracking

The process of throwing up food or other substances into someone else's mouth while french kissing them. The word is a combo of 'hacking' and French kissing. There are two varieties to this action:
1. Intentional Fracking - This one is a little evil, and should immediately prompt you to question the sanity of whomever you have been locking lips with and therefore yourself for allowing this to happen. It involves someone planning out in advance that they will do this dirty deed as some sort of sick 'marking territory' type action.
2. Unintentional Fracking - The much more common and forgiveable of the two options, the Unintentional Frack surprises both the victim and the perpetrator sending them both into an undeniably unenviable position. Often the perp will end up passed out in some place other than their own bed.

"Bro did you hear about Pinkerton? His tinder date Laney totally Fracked him last night."
"Wow no way that is the worst. It was probably Intentional too, that bitch is loco."
"Apparently Andres is into fracking though... He always was into kinky stuff."

by Danglingjohnson March 6, 2016