failure to launch

when a girl can get the guys penis "up" because of her grossly, disgusting looks

molly i cant get hard because your to damn ugly. ther fore causing a "failure to launch"

by justin gib November 21, 2006

Ironic Failure

When someone Fails at something they are amazingly good at or when someone dies in a ironic way but funny at the same time.

Guy 1: Did you know i pwn at gears with the chainsaw?
guy 2: Really lets play today. 3 hrs latr
Guy 2: Damn, i thought you said you were good
Guy 1: I never said that (Denial)

IRONIC FAILURE

by ThAtOneMexiCanDudE94 April 15, 2010

An Urban Failure

When people post words on Urban Dictionary, but the negative votes outweigh the positive votes.

A: Dude! That concert was so bomb dot com!

B: -looks up word on urban dictionary-
Only 1000 likes, and 3800 dislikes? What an urban failure..

by mplmaoxp November 13, 2010

Rapture Failure

Having the feeling of being totally perplexed, confused, and bewildered that something you absolutely believe in and expected to happen, didn't. This usually results in loss of friends, reputation, and maybe your livelihood.

After the rapture deadline of May 21, 2011 passed, many believers whose hopes were dashed had an extreme sense of rapture failure.

by bluespiper July 15, 2011

failure in life

When a person has lost all hope in life and has no goals or ambitions set and even if they did they wouldn't be able to maintain them.

Hey I'm going to go out and try my luck with all the women...
Ok, best if luck.

*Sighs* I was rejected by all 300... I have lost all hope, I'm such a failure in life!

by Pablo890 October 20, 2022

Magic failure

Similar to epic failure which is failure when success is highly probable, magic failure occurs when a process or operation that has a 100% chance of success inexplicably fails.

Person A: I do this process the same way I always do, I know it works, but for some unknown reason, it will not and there is nothing wrong.

Person B: Magic failure...

by konkakonkadudu November 5, 2011

failure to society

You and you're friends

James: you're such a failure to society
Failure to society: fucking crist I know

by ThenPerish February 24, 2020