Facebook

A place to openly complain about stuff no one actually cares about except for the person posting it.

Girl: "im so done with all this."

Everyone on facebook who is unfortunate enough to read it is thinking the same thing..who cares, and why do you think anyone does?
-Then the girl who posts is sitting there thinking..."omg why hasnt anyone liked my status or commented, does anyone care about me?:("

Answer: No, no one cares nor will ever care. Shut up.

by e188 February 27, 2011

facebook

the place where you can stalk your friends.. its a improvement to most from stalking friends on myspace... either way its a main stalk mode site where millions of people stalk daily.. make a new friend? why not go through all 400 pictures then see which one is hotter

FACEBOOK
Friend Request(s) 1
Name: francis
pictues: 400
now lets find the hottest pic...

by your_father_abel September 4, 2011

facebook

a place for folks to vent their frustrations, display their chronicles, or brag about their successes and those of their families...and eating poop.

I had a facebook sandwhich on wheat.

by The Angry Teacher November 23, 2011

facebook

Currently the world's most devastating variant of addiction, a.k.a society's worst nightmare.

This is what we mean by why "facebook" has changed the "face" of the earth.

by dw13my October 12, 2016

Facebook

Dead.

A place where people stalk each other and everyone is usually over 40+ years old.

Facebook is dead man.

by yugyug March 4, 2018

Facebook

Facebook - A place for you to post song lyrics that reflect the mood your in, and add random people only to later ponder their meaning in your life.

Today I got on facebook to post a sad song lyric because I noticed that I don't actually have 666 friends.

by xshanexsmithx July 11, 2011

Facebook

A website that's tricked everyone in the world into thinking it's a super cool site when it's really a copy of Myspace minus the awesome customization.

Stupid Guy: I love Facebook. It's awesome.
Smart Guy: What makes it better than any other site?
Stupid Guy: It's Facebook. It's just "better."

by The_Shagster June 27, 2011